Post your funny bedroom story.

[cthr600]

Years ago when I was 18 or so, I had been dating my gf for about 3 months. We where having sex in my room and when we where heavy into it she said she wanted me to hurt her. I reached down beside the bed and grabbed the belt out of my pants, thick brown leather belt. The gf was on top riding me and I was swinging away on her ass. Right as she was cumming, I swung one more time very hard but missed my mark and hit myself in the nuts! OMFG.... so here I am about to pass out from pain and she's on top of me cumming and I'm on bottom in pain... both of us yelling and moaning.... I grunt for her to get off when she's done that I hit my nuts on that last swing lol.

 

[Tranq]

Years ago when I was 18 or so, I had been dating my gf for about 3 months. We where having sex in my room and when we where heavy into it she said she wanted me to hurt her. I reached down beside the bed and grabbed the belt out of my pants, thick brown leather belt. The gf was on top riding me and I was swinging away on her ass. Right as she was cumming, I swung one more time very hard but missed my mark and hit myself in the nuts! OMFG.... so here I am about to pass out from pain and she's on top of me cumming and I'm on bottom in pain... both of us yelling and moaning.... I grunt for her to get off when she's done that I hit my nuts on that last swing lol.

ROFLMAO that must of sucked so bad bro.

 

[cthr600]

ROFLMAO that must of sucked so bad bro.

Def wasn't a round 2 with the belt lol

 

[Massive123]

I was banging my girl this past summer... My puppy was on the bed and wouldn't leave us alone... I get her out the way and keep doin my thing. Next thing I know I feel something licking my asshole. It wasn't my girlfriend.

My dogs a freak. LOL. Nasty little fucker....

 

[cyto33]

That happened to a cuzin of mine but the dog mounted her. He said she didn't even miss a beat and kept going.

 

[tednatas]

My ex gave me a mud helmet when I was in her ass. She cried and I laughed. Check me out if you're ever in hell.

 

[Heavy D]

Was having sex doggy style with a lady friend a long time ago.I'm 6'3" and she was about 5'1" so we didn't line up very well but went with it anyway.She was a freak that would trash around and fuck you back so to speak.Well I slipped out of her because she was moving around so much.I grabbed her hips and pulled her back against me while I thrust forward as hard as I could.She had widened her stance a little bit making her lower then before.Long story short I buried my thingy to the nuts up her ass in one hard stroke.I'm not huge but bigger then average and you would have thought she got hit with a tazer.She shot out of the bed and ran in the bathroom.I found her there lying on the floor crying and saying her bunghole hurt.I felt horrible about it because we went from having a blast to her being hurt.Needless to say we we're done for the night but we still saw each other for a long time after that and there wasn't anymore doggy style action.

 

[Tranq]

Was having sex doggy style with a lady friend a long time ago.I'm 6'3" and she was about 5'1" so we didn't line up very well but went with it anyway.She was a freak that would trash around and fuck you back so to speak.Well I slipped out of her because she was moving around so much.I grabbed her hips and pulled her back against me while I thrust forward as hard as I could.She had widened her stance a little bit making her lower then before.Long story short I buried my thingy to the nuts up her ass in one hard stroke.I'm not huge but bigger then average and you would have thought she got hit with a tazer.She shot out of the bed and ran in the bathroom.I found her there lying on the floor crying and saying her bunghole hurt.I felt horrible about it because we went from having a blast to her being hurt.Needless to say we we're done for the night but we still saw each other for a long time after that and there wasn't anymore doggy style action.

wtf lol

 

[Jusselin]

Was having sex doggy style with a lady friend a long time ago.I'm 6'3" and she was about 5'1" so we didn't line up very well but went with it anyway.She was a freak that would trash around and fuck you back so to speak.Well I slipped out of her because she was moving around so much.I grabbed her hips and pulled her back against me while I thrust forward as hard as I could.She had widened her stance a little bit making her lower then before.Long story short I buried my thingy to the nuts up her ass in one hard stroke.I'm not huge but bigger then average and you would have thought she got hit with a tazer.She shot out of the bed and ran in the bathroom.I found her there lying on the floor crying and saying her bunghole hurt.I felt horrible about it because we went from having a blast to her being hurt.Needless to say we we're done for the night but we still saw each other for a long time after that and there wasn't anymore doggy style action.

bahaha

 

[Heavy D]

We laughed about it later but it wasn't cool at all at the time.Funny thing is I'm not into anal.................and she isn't either.

 

[jdb]

Was having sex doggy style with a lady friend a long time ago.I'm 6'3" and she was about 5'1" so we didn't line up very well but went with it anyway.She was a freak that would trash around and fuck you back so to speak.Well I slipped out of her because she was moving around so much.I grabbed her hips and pulled her back against me while I thrust forward as hard as I could.She had widened her stance a little bit making her lower then before.Long story short I buried my thingy to the nuts up her ass in one hard stroke.I'm not huge but bigger then average and you would have thought she got hit with a tazer.She shot out of the bed and ran in the bathroom.I found her there lying on the floor crying and saying her bunghole hurt.I felt horrible about it because we went from having a blast to her being hurt.Needless to say we we're done for the night but we still saw each other for a long time after that and there wasn't anymore doggy style action.

I did that to my xwife once but we were actually getn ready to have anal sex and i just rammed that fucker in i was drunk she was a controlling bitch so it was a lil revenge i acted concerned and said i was sorry at the time but i was lmao inside.