Rant for today

pickle bunny

The Ring Bearer
Cristine Aguillera----crimony.

Its one friggin song. How about gettin it right !!!!

I never thought the National Anthem
needed artistic interpertation. Aguillera adds about 2000 new notes to the thing
then flubs the words.

It is to much to ask to get our Nations song right???? Enough people died for it.

How bout a little better effort. :noway:
 
super bowl acts have been awful ever since the Janet Jackson slip up.Prince was ok but the rest have been average to terrible.
 
She wanted that Whitney Houston moment that people still talk about...didn't quite work out like she had planned I guess.
 
she fucked up the words?

she forgot one verse so she sang the previous verse twice. Tard.

Either way she's gotten fat. And not even the good kind. She looked like a stripper turned fat, turned whore, turned 1800s school marm.

Bitch got divorced and got all fat and shit. Aren't you supposed to get IN shape when you get divorced.

*note* i would still fuck the brakes off of Christina regardless of her newfound physique.

What was worse was the BEP half-time show. Slash was cool but when she started singing sweet child o mine he should have reached over and cut her tits off. horrible.
 
no way, she forgot a verse. fuck me thats ridiculous

but ya shes got like a double chin thing going now, didnt look very attractive. i like little xtina from the dirrrty video. yummy
 
no way, she forgot a verse. fuck me thats ridiculous

but ya shes got like a double chin thing going now, didnt look very attractive. i like little xtina from the dirrrty video. yummy

even when she got all purdy for that retro-look she was sporting was hot. That and the big fake cans. I was digging it.

Some women just look hotter married. lol
 
you're such a girl.

My finger nail polish may still be wet but I know a bunch of guys --you included --that paid a shit load so she can get her fuckin words right. :beertoast



Besides: she looks like a marshmellow with a hole in it.
I wouldn't even put SNIGGS dick in there

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My finger nail polish may still be wet but I know a bunch of guys --you included --that paid a shit load so she can get her fuckin words right. :beertoast

honestly, as a veteran, actually, as an American i don't get hung up shit like that. She's just a dumb whore who forgot the words. i don't view it as anti-American. I watched it and didn't notice until the news picked it up and i watched it back.

btw, that picture rocks. Even shrunk down and diagnol my shoulders are massive compared to JVs. lol
 
honestly, as a veteran, actually, as an American i don't get hung up shit like that. She's just a dumb whore who forgot the words. i don't view it as anti-American. I watched it and didn't notice until the news picked it up and i watched it back.

btw, that picture rocks. Even shrunk down and diagnol my shoulders are massive compared to JVs. lol

I dont think it's anti american I just think when you have an honor placed upon you to represent your country in that capacity
it is appropriate to come prepared and execute a quality performance.

Color Guard did good, everyone else did fine. Why did blondy wiff one.


PS I photoshoped your shoulders bigger.
 
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I dont think it's anti american I just think when you have an honor placed upon you to represent your country in that capacity
it is appropriate to come prepared and execute a quality performance.

Color Guard did good, everyone else did fine. Why did blondy wiff one.


PS I photoshoped your shoulders bigger.

i feel she got stumped by the fact that the big nose chic from Glee sang as well as she did and Xtina had to follow it up. Now, don't get me wrong, Xtina has got some pipes, but maybe the divorce, coupled with the saddle bags, coupled with the surmounting pressure of having to top a fucking Sit-Com singer made her forget.

Or maybe one of her Latino handlers did their own interpratation and that is the way they sing it bouncing down the street in thier deuce deuce with a chain steering wheel.

No offense Pinga. :D
 
i feel she got stumped by the fact that the big nose chic from Glee sang as well as she did and Xtina had to follow it up. Now, don't get me wrong, Xtina has got some pipes, but maybe the divorce, coupled with the saddle bags, coupled with the surmounting pressure of having to top a fucking Sit-Com singer made her forget.

Or maybe one of her Latino handlers did their own interpratation and that is the way they sing it bouncing down the street in thier deuce deuce with a chain steering wheel.
No offense Pinga. :D




RJ, RJ when are you going to stop calling me Latin Bro ??? Get it through your head... I ain't Latin, not from Latin America, entiende ??

Is like the difference between a chinese man
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and a Japanese man
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Apples and Banannas... I am from Spaniard decent,
Span·iard (spnyrd)

n. A native or inhabitant of Spain.

Get my Ethnicity right Bro :mad:

I'm still cuter than u :D LMFAO!!
 
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she forgot one verse so she sang the previous verse twice. Tard.

Either way she's gotten fat. And not even the good kind. She looked like a stripper turned fat, turned whore, turned 1800s school marm.

Bitch got divorced and got all fat and shit.

yeah dude her face looked like a million bees fugged her up...effin fat people...pshht what yuh gunna do though right lol
 
it's a publicity stunt she is selfish by looking at her own gain and interest, makes me think if she's a communist... just saying,.
 
Hey, at least she can sing, it's messed up what she did, but she's defnitely got talent... She ain't Britney Spears !
 
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