should i have sex with my roommate

[e92]

technically its not related to anabolic steroids, i mean it probably is but i wanna fuck my roommate.

yes shes a girl

so i met this girl last summer at the club i was promoting at. turns out we are from city back home and know some of the same people. then that winter i moved back home, but we still kept in contact and texted each other from time to time.

i moved back here in the spring, and we still texted from time to time and never got a chance to hang out. until i told her how my landlord was kicking me out and she immediately offered that i can stay at her apartment.

mind you, this girl is 19 (im 22) and we literally only hung out twice, last summer. and now she offers me to move in?

and to top it all off shes hot and she totally wants it. the day i moved i was standing in her room talking to her and she was like "you can sleep in here its way more comfortable".

some of my friends are telling me not to do it, and that it can potentially cause further complications. and some of my friends are telling me "do it bro be a savage".

should i do it? and if so how do i go about the situation? should there be a certain circumstance or should i just go for it whenever i have a chance

 

[anzel]

I banged my roomate. then it was weird after. And I didnt care. She was from Czech republic and she was sex talking in czech. Have no idea what she said but it was hot!

 

[e92]

and she literally just walked in as i hit "post"

 

[e92]

I banged my roomate. then it was weird after. And I didnt care.

was it a girl at least?

 

[anzel]

was it a girl at least?

Yes thank god

 

[Trust_]

Dude, what are you waiting for....bang the shit out of her.
If you dont do it, tell me where you live and ill come and do it.

On a more serious note what have you got to loose?? So much to gain !

 

[Megatron28]

Need a pic for this conversation to become interesting.

 

[Milton]

you better make sure you want this girl, because if it does not work out later, shes going to be a BITCH whenever you bring another girl around.

 

[Milton]

Need a pic for this conversation to become interesting.

hmmmm, I second that.

 

[Megatron28]

you better make sure you want this girl, because if it does not work out later, shes going to be a BITCH whenever you bring another girl around.

Unless she is into that sort of thing...

 

[tbonexl]

Your 22. Get it while you can bud! Looking back, i passed on so many opportunities because I thought "it was the right thing to do"... Well, your in your early twenties. Get it out now so when you get older your settled down. I'm going on a week dry spell cuz my chick has been busy. Fuck it man...

 

[halfwit]

and she literally just walked in as i hit "post"

... And are you balls deep yet??


Just give her a:

And watch the fireworks fly!

 

[Megatron28]

... And are you balls deep yet??


Just give her a:

And watch the fireworks fly!

Sad part is that the 22 year old kid has no idea what that pic is from.

 

[e92]

Sad part is that the 22 year old kid has no idea what that pic is from.

no i do. its from the seinfeld knockoff bullshit show

 

[halfwit]

no i do. its from the seinfeld knockoff bullshit show

And Tron was right.

Seinfeld had absolutely nothing to do with Friends. Similar in genre, kind of - but I'd hardly call one a knockoff of the other.

 

[Megatron28]

And Tron was right.

Seinfeld had absolutely nothing to do with Friends. Similar in genre, kind of - but I'd hardly call one a knockoff of the other.

Same Bat channel, same Bat night is all they had in common.

 

[Ziegler]

the day i moved i was standing in her room talking to her and she was like "you can sleep in here its way more comfortable".

Your reply should have been "only if I can tongue punch your fart box"

no i do. its from the seinfeld knockoff bullshit show

Curb your Enthusiasm is the knockoff of Seinfeld and is actually a great show.

 

[e92]

Curb your Enthusiasm is the knockoff of Seinfeld and is actually a great show.

how can it be a knock off if it's from the same creator?

 

[Ziegler]

how can it be a knock off if it's from the same creator?

Knockoff may not be the right word to descibe what I meant. I like friends and Curb but I could never get into sienfield for some reason. I think the humor probably goes over my head.

PS you shoulda banged her right then and there.

"you can sleep in here its way more comfortable".

This is a girls way of saying "I want you to fuck me right now"

Its not polite to leave a soaking wet pussy un fucked.

 

[ImAuNatural]

I'm 21 and I know, its from Friends, My mom used to always watch that shit when I was younger, and she used to always say that exact scene in a weird voice. I still say that to my girl sometimes but she has no clue what its from and i have never explained it to her.