Soaking the sheets in sweat

[5x10]

On 500mgs of test and holy shit, you would think I was on tren

Every night, get up to piss around 3-4am, come back to bed and sheets are soaked from the pillow casing down to undies
Pretty common for you guys?

Thinking about using one of my wife's squirt pads to counteract

 

[Magical]

On 500mgs of test and holy shit, you would think I was on tren

Every night, get up to piss around 3-4am, come back to bed and sheets are soaked from the pillow casing down to undies
Pretty common for you guys?

Thinking about using one of my wife's squirt pads to counteract

Brrrrrro, yeah. Even with the ac blowing cold, I wake up sweaty. Espeically around my shoulders and neck. And my balls

 

[DreDay187]

I was sweating sitting still in front of an ac while on cycle.

 

[308power]

Squirt pads?

 

[halfwit]

Squirt pads?

Indeed.


Please elaborate on these squirt pads OP.

 

[Magical]

Pretty sure he is referring to menstrual absorbent pads. When your bitch is being a bitch

 

[ryan640]

Lol this time around I've been having the same problem but I thought it was cuz of my roommate
My roommates from Africa and he's used to 150 degrees so at night when it drops to 75 he's got the heat blasting me and him are constantly switch the thermostat from 90 to 50

 

[halfwit]

Pretty sure he is referring to menstrual absorbent pads. When your bitch is being a bitch

So tie maxipads to his head and back? LOL

Points for creativity if so haha.

 

[Magical]

So tie maxipads to his head and back? LOL

Points for creativity if so haha.

I hope thats what he is planning

 

[308power]

For some reason i dont think it is.

 

[Magical]

For some reason i dont think it is.

What do you think it is 308? Manpons?

 

[308power]

I imagine its some shit he puts down before he goes at it with his wife so that shit doesnt get all over the bed. You can only change the sheets so often...

 

[Magical]

I imagine its some shit he puts down before he goes at it with his wife so that shit doesnt get all over the bed. You can only change the sheets so often...

Ha ha. Aw yeah, I saw some videos of that. I didnt know they made accessories for that sort of thing.

 

[halfwit]

I imagine its some shit he puts down before he goes at it with his wife so that shit doesnt get all over the bed. You can only change the sheets so often...

Damn. I must be doing it wrong then. Make a mess on the bed? Sure, occasionally. Need a squirt pad because of the sheer volume of spooge defiling my resting spot? Can't say I have.

 

[bushleaguechew]

Damn. I must be doing it wrong then. Make a mess on the bed? Sure, occasionally. Need a squirt pad because of the sheer volume of spooge defiling my resting spot? Can't say I have.

I think he meant girl juice not man gravy.


Always wanted to try a squirter, never have

 

[halfwit]

I think he meant girl juice not man gravy.


Always wanted to try a squirter, never have

Aren't squirters mostly expelling urine anyway? I know there's more to it than just urine, but I thought that's what gave them such great volume. Yeah, can't say I've had a gal that shot like a squirt gun either - could be entertaining though.

 

[5x10]

I imagine its some shit he puts down before he goes at it with his wife so that shit doesnt get all over the bed. You can only change the sheets so often...

lol, this is what I was taking about
During foreplay, my wife really enjoys my fingers and soaks the sheets making it impossible to sleep without changing the sheets
I can only do it with my fingers though , she calls them magic fingers but I want the title of magic dick
So I bought these super absorbent pads they usually sell to old people that can't control their piss
Once we're done, just take It off and bed is still dry

 

[308power]

I think he meant girl juice not man gravy.


Always wanted to try a squirter, never have

Its all about the spiderman hands .

 

[308power]

lol, this is what I was taking about
During foreplay, my wife really enjoys my fingers and soaks the sheets making it impossible to sleep without changing the sheets
I can only do it with my fingers though , she calls them magic fingers but I want the title of magic dick
So I bought these super absorbent pads they usually sell to old people that can't control their piss
Once we're done, just take It off and bed is still dry

Ive been there. The college girls have no idea what hit em .

 

[halfwit]

lol, this is what I was taking about
During foreplay, my wife really enjoys my fingers and soaks the sheets making it impossible to sleep without changing the sheets
I can only do it with my fingers though , she calls them magic fingers but I want the title of magic dick
So I bought these super absorbent pads they usually sell to old people that can't control their piss
Once we're done, just take It off and bed is still dry

What a stud. Yeah, magic dick would be a nice title to have - but I bet she's not complaining haha.

Its all about the spiderman hands .

LOL!

Ive been there. The college girls have no idea what hit em .

Christ, if I could only play with all these 18-25 year old chicks on campus. I'd RUIN them mwuahahaahaha.