steroid testing the army or miltary

The military has a dont ask dont tell policy with steroids

Dont make them ask by being a fool and running around beating your chest with your neck vein pumping
And dont tell your mates unless they have their own gear in their hand, dont tell a moralistic type guy who will have to wrestle with turning you in or he''ll feel dirty, you know the soft soap, bootlicking types
 
I had a friend in the USMC who was running a cycle and got big, couldnt fit into his BDUs and had acne. They ordered him to give a blood sample so they could send it to california and test him for gear. Same thing happened to a friend of mine that was in the Army.
 
Spent 20+ years in as an MP and CID agent. First...The only way the mil tests for roids is if U get caught with them. Way too many out there to test for and the tests are too expensive unless there is PC (probable cause). Gaining a huge amount of muscle in a short period of time is not PC. But if you run your soup coolers to someone about it then yes their statments against U could become PC for a search. See the road I am going down? Bottom line is there is no entry detection and there is only 7 drugs currently tested for (marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, LSD, opiates (including morphine and heroin), barbiturates and PCP). They can test for more but need PC to do so. In my experience I have never seen anyone popped on a piss test (Operation Golden Flow). The only way they were busted was possession. Keep HITTIN' it HARD!

I used to be a MP and he is correct.
 
I was in the Army in the late 70's to mid 80's and I don't remember them ever testing for anything but that was then, shit I don't think juice was thought of as a drug back then. If you wanted it you just went to a Doc and got all you needed and oversea's it was over the counter in most countries. The good old days :)
 
juiced up soldiers FTW.....i think it should be manditory that all soldiers going in to combat should be put on 600mg of test weekly:shoot7:
 
They dont test for it in random UA's. If that was true half my platoon would be fucked. They do test for it. When i was in Korea in 07-08 I DID get tested. Took 8 weeks for the results. CID searched my shit, tested me, sworn statements, the whole gig. The only reason i got tested was because the guy i hung out with sent his shit home, through the mail, WITH PINS, which got caught by customs with the unit we were in and they got me for association. Call it what you want, but thats what happend. Just bad timing for me I guess.
 
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