Stupid things you've done?

[Bast]

Ok What stupid things have you done while on cycle (stuff that has to do with the roids).

Yesterday after work at around 5am I thought I'd do todays shot cause I worked night. Anyways I had the cleaning stuff in the bag in my mouth but just started injecting without cleaning the area, with the little swab in my mouth....

Note to self, dont inject if tired

 

[string_bean00]

Accidentally stuck the 18g or whatever becuase I forgot to switch the pin, just jabbed that fucker in my ass

 

[Thoms]

Let's see...I never aspirate on glute shots, cause I know my body well by now...
Did tren ace ED to EOD utill eventually E3D...
and I guess I did the occasional shot without cleaning the area.
Nothing groundbreaking.

 

[Slayer]

Accidentally stuck the 18g or whatever becuase I forgot to switch the pin, just jabbed that fucker in my ass

Oooouchhh!!!


As I newbie I re-used a pin like five times, before I could find a source for new ones. I would run alcohol through it before reusing it. By the fifth inject I had to slam the thing into me just to break skin.

 

[Slayer]

Let's see...I never aspirate on glute shots, cause I know my body well by now...

I never aspirate on glute shots because I can't see what the fuck is going on back there anyways.

 

[outlawtas]

I try to aspirate glute shots, I don't like it cuz it makes the needle wiggle aroung which makes it a little more painful the following days.

Besides that, i frequently forget to switch pins (I draw with a 25g) and inject w/ the same one. Besides that, I never wash my hands but always swab the area.

 

[E-Swift25]

Does anyone aspirate on glute shots? I don't. I find the needle flexes with my muscle and it feels too weird.

 

[BALLER]

the wife went to the store across the street the other day. i thought ok she will be gone 15-20 min. i started to do my shot. half way through she comes in the front door and starts running up the stairs. i freak out because here i am standing in from of the mirror naked with a needle in my ass. i run to the bathroom door close it and lock it and then flush the transfer pin and package down the toilet. she bangs on the door says she needs a piss. i tell her i am taking a shit and ill be right out. i continue to inject the rest. when i pull the needle out blood everywhere, floor, sink, all in the needle. i ripped the inside of my ass to hell leaving the needle in there while running around.

 

[Thoms]

ethe wifr went to the store across the street the other day. i thought ok she will be gone 15-20 min. i started to do my shot. half way through she comes in the front door and starts running up the stairs. i freak out because here i am standing in from of the mirror naked with a needle in my ass. i run to the bathroom door close it and lock it and then flush the transfer pin and package down the toilet. she bangs on the door says she needs a piss. i tell her i am taking a shit and ill be right out. i continue to inject the rest. when i pull the needle out blood everywhere, floor, sink, all in the needle. i ripped the inside of my ass to hell leaving the needle in there while running around.

pure slapstick

 

[BALLER]

hurt like hell for 3 days after LOL

 

[AZlift]

LOL thats some funny shit

 

[crushershockey]

aaaaaahahahahah that's fuckin awesome baller!! by far the best one yet...


and to e-swift25 i aspirate in my glute... it is hard but i would rather make sure im not in a vein and deal with the pain for a few days

 

[outlawtas]

Yeah I used to be pretty open with my shots, I would do them on the couch in my room and my door doesn't have a lock. My family members like to barge in once in a while, occasionally doing the thing wherre they knock and open the door at the same time (why the fuck do you bother knocking then, huh? lol).

I'm a lot more careful now, I load up my syringes, then run and hide in my closet like a baby and shoot up my ass.

 

[ManOfMuscle]

ethe wifr went to the store across the street the other day. i thought ok she will be gone 15-20 min. i started to do my shot. half way through she comes in the front door and starts running up the stairs. i freak out because here i am standing in from of the mirror naked with a needle in my ass. i run to the bathroom door close it and lock it and then flush the transfer pin and package down the toilet. she bangs on the door says she needs a piss. i tell her i am taking a shit and ill be right out. i continue to inject the rest. when i pull the needle out blood everywhere, floor, sink, all in the needle. i ripped the inside of my ass to hell leaving the needle in there while running around.

ouch

 

[Inquirer]

I had a double no brainer once. I preload my pins at times and like to pull back on it so that the gear isnt hanging around at the top of the pin. So I grab a pin and heat it under hot water and stab my quad. When I went to aspirate I noticed I didnt eliminate the air out of the needle. I pull it out and got a gusher, went through a vien, so after cleaning up and changing the pin I reheat the solution in the needle and do the same damn thing again, stab myself without eliminating the air. I have no excuse, I was a double dumbass.

 

[intrinsic1]

My first Test shot was in my nut sack! I thought that's where the test goes!





.....ok, just kidding but I wonder if it ever happened!

 

[the_hulk]

My first batch of prop I through away the stuff u were supposed to keep, cuz I thought it was similiar to the tren conversions but I was wrong and there went $125 down the drain!

And I went on a trip that involved me gwetting on an airplane so I preloaded my syringes and everything was fine over there but on the way back I found out that my stuff was going to be searched so I told my family that I had to go change so I got my bag and ran tot he bathrooms and put 300mg of tren in my glute and quad cuz I didnt want to waste it.

 

[quasimodo]

a few months back i was about to inject when i sneezed and pushed the needle right through my thumb, went in at the joint and came out at the tip. i lollered the girlfriend nearly fainted

 

[roccodart440]

shot 1200mg of eq by accident one night

 

[Onswoll]

my girlfriend (now wife) had been asking me for about two yrs if I had been taking steroids...I always told her no, simply because I knew she would flip out of her mind and it would cause a huge problem in our relationship that I just wanted to avoid. Granted, now I really wish I shouldnt have lied to her because it def. was not the right thing to do and I should have been straight with her, anyways.... so after a few yrs of her asking me about twice a week, one night we were watching a movie at my house and she got up to go to the bathroom. She was gone for a few minutes and I thought nothing of it, then I look over and here she comes walking up to me and SLAMMING down a whole shoe box full of steroids (empty viles, pins, tabs, etc...) and to put it mildly, I was like...OHHH SH******T!!!! She had left one of her shoes in my room a week before and she went looking for it and had a feeling it was under my bed....well when she looked under my bed she saw that box, pulled it out from under my bed and.....well we all know what happend. Needless to say, sh*t hit the fan that evening.
The moral of my story; #1 dont lie, #2 dont hide your gear in a shoe box and put it under your bed. LOL LOL LOL LOL