Too much sex and fapping on cycle a problem?

[hothead]

I spank my monkey twice a day, when im on cycle....well i dont want to even get into that.

 

[Santaklaus]

I'm jerking off while i type this.. Probably lost another 2 lbs...

Someone shoot me plz..

 

[bleachx]

i'm jerking off while i type this.. Probably lost another 2 lbs...

Someone shoot me plz..

rofl!

 

[AndroSport]

Not gonna lie, I've raged on my girl a few times for falling asleep on me when telling me I'm gonna get some later on lol. But I always make sure I apologize. After she wakes up and gives me some that is.

NEVER apologize before... and only sometimes after depending on how the slam was. No crying while apologizing either!

Kinda like if you slap a woman across the face - if she holds her head in the direction you slapped and keeps it that way for a moment you know she deserved it - but if she immediately snaps he head back straight at you then start explaining

See - they did a few things right back in the day!

 

[jon emberlin]

On cycle im a fucking freak!!

 

[Tugboatz]

When I'm on cycle anything more than a light breeze gives me a "twitch". Good thing my gf is a total nympho. And I STILL fap occasionally
It's like being 16 again!

 

[AndroSport]

I love it when my pants or my workout/compression shorts "rub me the right way" walk around with wood that can kill

 

[Mr.Port]

HAHAHAH funny thread

 

[sealevel]

You guys are fuckin hilarious!!! This should be stickied!!! No pun intended...

 

[pharaoh]

seriously when im on test i'm so horny all the time one of my gf's gets so mad. She tells me just to play 'target practice' (as she so eloquently puts it haha) because she cant suck and fuck me enough to keep me satisfied. I think if someone abstains from it for 7 days they must be buying some seriously underdosed gear!

 

[rikta]

an other classic lol

 

[hothead]

seriously when im on test i'm so horny all the time one of my gf's gets so mad. She tells me just to play 'target practice' (as she so eloquently puts it haha) because she cant suck and fuck me enough to keep me satisfied. I think if someone abstains from it for 7 days they must be buying some seriously underdosed gear!

lmao

 

[Trust_]

seriously when im on test i'm so horny all the time one of my gf's gets so mad. She tells me just to play 'target practice' (as she so eloquently puts it haha) because she cant suck and fuck me enough to keep me satisfied. I think if someone abstains from it for 7 days they must be buying some seriously underdosed gear!

Same shit for me, i NEED to have it 4 times a day.. Waking up- noon- after dinner- before sleep....I might be ok letting ONE go.... but no more..... If my gf doesnt give those to me i literally break walls in my house, and start throwing chairs around ... by the way...she went to bed right fukin now.... omg...she better wake up!

 

[Smitherine]

I just told my wife to get her ass off the couch and fap me off. Yeah, it didn't go well. Back to the roofies

 

[pharaoh]

yeah dude my main girl keeps asking me when my cycle will be over so things will be normal. The other girl i dont see everyday so it's like whatever to her. I would feel bad about it, but those bitches spend all of my money so...

 

[hothead]

happy fapping everyone

 

[hothead]