Jusselin
Champ Is Here
so, I was talking with a client of mine yesterday (i do photography as side money) and i had to urinate so freaking bad but I didnt want to be rude and walk away from the client as she was talking so i held it. I must have held it for an unbelievable 30 minutes. Literally about to piss on my self, once she and i were done with our business at starbucks I bolted for the restroom. Afraid I was going to piss on my dress pants (for sure would have shown) I reached in my pants upon entering the restroom and pinched the tip of my cock. Bad move! It was coming out no matter what and i just ended up tearing the inside of my dick hole due to the pressure. Fucking burned like no bodies bidness. So here is how i went about healing my torn penis.
Step 1. Purchase 24 pack of bud light
Step 2. find a comfortabe chair and proceed to drinking bud light.
Step 3. Hold urination for as long as possible
Step 4. Let the river flow (the alcohol passing through my system on an empty stomache appearantly flushed out the tear and ended up healing my shit)
Step 5. Continue to drink and urinate as needed through out the night!
Step 6. Wake up next morning with no more pain.
I shit you not this is my way to cure most penis situations now lmao.
Feel free to sicky this it may be my only true contribution to the boards lol.
Step 1. Purchase 24 pack of bud light
Step 2. find a comfortabe chair and proceed to drinking bud light.
Step 3. Hold urination for as long as possible
Step 4. Let the river flow (the alcohol passing through my system on an empty stomache appearantly flushed out the tear and ended up healing my shit)
Step 5. Continue to drink and urinate as needed through out the night!
Step 6. Wake up next morning with no more pain.
I shit you not this is my way to cure most penis situations now lmao.
Feel free to sicky this it may be my only true contribution to the boards lol.
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