US Military Testing For Anabolic Steroids
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Damnbuffalo
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Yodi is right, they only test by recommendation from the CO. Its for exactly that reason, it costs a lot of money, and if the CO is wrong, he gets hit on his OER.
Currently serving as well, you've got nothing to worry about as long as you don't arouse suspicion.
qcomer
New member
I am prior service Army and I wasnt even sure if they tested. Thanks for the info.
Infact, In about 2 years I will need to try to get off testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) to go back in. What MEPS doesnt know...doesnt hurt though
haha. Prolly just do HCG, clomid, and nolva.You know anyone on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) in?
joshag
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My experience goes back to the early eighties but no, they do not test for aas. As mentioned earlier they only test if recommended.
I know because I had the audacity to gain 15lbs naturally while spending a year on special assignment while in the Marines. One look at me when I got back to my regular unit and they immediately sent me to sick bay for testing. Idiots!
I know because I had the audacity to gain 15lbs naturally while spending a year on special assignment while in the Marines. One look at me when I got back to my regular unit and they immediately sent me to sick bay for testing. Idiots!
MrCynical
New member
I'm not in yet but im am 5'9 190 and ab 12% BF, everywhere i go ppl talk ab how big i am, he juices, sup juicehead, what you taking... you know just the everyday comments you get when ya on da sauce.
my question is will MEPs look at me and say do you take steroids? ofcourse i would say no but do you think they would test me?
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
ive never heard of them testing. the only thing they test for is just drugs, which even then they do just piss tests.
Mcstabberson
entrepreneur
Im currently in, and juiced up before I went to Iraq. I gained about 15 or so lbs of lbm. They wont test unless the you raise eyebrows on rapid weight. From my experience men in the army dont like it while your on, because you tend to "out perform them". Other than that you'd be doing exactly what they expect of you p.t wise.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
eh, what they dont know wont hurt them... and if they say shit. just rip off the shirt an flex. let all them veins bulge an be like " YOU WANT SOME OF THIS SHIT ON YOUR PLATE " hahahaha should end a issue real quick
Mr P
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they won't test you unless u tell them period...
Mcstabberson
entrepreneur
lol "You like to eat pieces of shit for breakfast!!!??" 
Mr P
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lol "You like to eat pieces of shit for breakfast!!!??"
when I was In the army Ive seen big dudes like my self,and they never asked me to take a fucking test, be careful read the rules, no flaming,. no they don't ask you anything unless u tell them period.
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TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
i think he was making a movie quote. Happy Gilmore if im not mistaken...
Mr P
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So eventually you didn't get tested ...eventhough you gained 15 lbs, so you must have gained those 15 lbs eating plenty of shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
Listen unless someone tells on you, or they have a valid reason to believe you are juiced, like roidrage, or beating up on your wife and they see you bulked up.. then maybe.. but not just because they decide to test randomly for roids.
Mr P
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Well, he should have said so by now.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
LMAO!!!! I TOLD THE BITCH ONCE!!!! I WARNED HER!!!! hahahaha
Mcstabberson
entrepreneur
Lol easy bro I was quoting Happy gilmore.. and Tony suicide kings "you want shit on your plate remark."
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
hahahaha i knew i remembered that saying before LOL, dont worry i gots ya hahaha!
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