It too late to steer him in any logical direction now..
And you most definitely didn't offend a single person on this forum OP. We're all too humble and proud of the work we put in. We know that to get extreme results, you must put in extreme amounts of work (in the kitchen and in the gym). So, if you want to expect those extraordinary results without putting in the work, have fun.. we'll still be here actually hitting our goals.
Grow up, and realize things don't happen overnight. All I can really stress...