What the fu*k is going on here!!!!!!

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CHIP WADOWSKI

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WE'VE HAD NO ONE POST IN THIS FORUM SINCE 8:22AM!!!! ARE YOU FU*KING KIDDING ME!!:eek2:

SOMEONE AT LEAST POST UP ABOUT SLAMMING SOME HOT PUSSY THIS WEEKEND, OR HAMMERING YOUR WIFE INTO MAXIMUS OBLIVIOUSNESS!! OR SOMETHING! CHRIPE, NONE OF YOU HARD COCKED, BALLS BOUNCING OFF YOUR KNEES, SPERM SHOOTERS HAVE ANY GOOD STORIES TO MAKE MY DAY?!?!?!?!!!

I FUCKING QUIT! :toilet:
 
Haha...

I didn't fuck at all yesterday, I wanted too even after after knocking out 5 sets of dead lifts ramping up to 510lb (raw no straps). Fucking wife was "too tired" so I had to use my right girl (hand).
 
I lit some candles and had a nice romantic date with Handjalina as well. The main girl lives too damn far.
 
haha.. i did back/deadlifts today and tried to bang the gf doggy style.. epic fail esp when your on cycle.. my back cramped up.. lmfao
 
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, last night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell"
blood hound gang,
the lap dance is better when the stripper is crying




haha ok, sneaky slut of a wife, decides she wants raw dawg, even though we have a 4 month old, and of course she knows once im in "the vag slab" that i cant pull out, so she jumps ontop of lil defenseless me and rides the bologna pony all the way to spermville, while stopping by boner city!

man what a skank! shes prolly prego now, to which i will have to slip her the new vitamin of choice plan b!
 
Now that's a fucking marriage made in heaven!!!! This is the shit I'm talking about! Gotta be nothing better than legally being able to abuse your girl! Whoo HOOOO!
 
CHIP WADOWSKI said:
WE'VE HAD NO ONE POST IN THIS FORUM SINCE 8:22AM!!!! ARE YOU FU*KING KIDDING ME!!:eek2:

SOMEONE AT LEAST POST UP ABOUT SLAMMING SOME HOT PUSSY THIS WEEKEND, OR HAMMERING YOUR WIFE INTO MAXIMUS OBLIVIOUSNESS!! OR SOMETHING! CHRIPE, NONE OF YOU HARD COCKED, BALLS BOUNCING OFF YOUR KNEES, SPERM SHOOTERS HAVE ANY GOOD STORIES TO MAKE MY DAY?!?!?!?!!!

I FUCKING QUIT! :toilet:
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This is exactly what I have been stressing!!
Brotherhood on this forum must improve!! We all strive for the same goal for the most part so why not help a brother out....thats what this forum should be about...

:wallbash:
 
^^This.. I love this forum.. It's educational, funny, uplifting, and I get a good sense that most of us really care for each other.. Just hope the traffic picks up a little.. I'd love to share how I'm going to bang the shit out of my wife after I log off,but, she's too sore tonight..I guess it's me and my left hand tonight :(
 
TR2838 said:
^^This.. I love this forum.. It's educational, funny, uplifting, and I get a good sense that most of us really care for each other.. Just hope the traffic picks up a little.. I'd love to share how I'm going to bang the shit out of my wife after I log off,but, she's too sore tonight..I guess it's me and my left hand tonight :(
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LIKE CJW SAID, GOOD OLE HADJALINA. I PREFER JIZZ-ELLE, MYSELF! :wackit:
 
I saved up..got a blue eyed cajun milf rollin in tonight or tomorrow to take me her condo in fla for some depleted uranium armour peircing dart therapy...this is why I don t do abs..between her and my gf I m done.
 
Teutonic said:
I saved up..got a blue eyed cajun milf rollin in tonight or tomorrow to take me her condo in fla for some depleted uranium armour peircing dart therapy...this is why I don t do abs..between her and my gf I m done.
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47 YEAR OLD FUCKING STALLION! YOU GUYS HAVE ALL KEPT ME SO DAMN BUSY I HAVEN'T HAD ANY TIME TO FIND ME A NEW
"MS. MAXIMUS"..... YET! BUT WHEN I DO, SHE BETTER BE PREPARED FOR MY WEAPON OF MASS VAGINAL DESTRUCTION AND ANAL CARNAGE! I WILL NOT STOP TILL SHE DROPS! THE DEVASTATION WILL BE ABSOLUTE! MY FREEZER IS PACKED FULL OF GEL ICE (PUSSY) PACKS. THATS WHAT I CALL PUTTIN A BITCH ON ICE! LOL... :kiss: :bj: :cum: :dunno:
 
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