What's your weirdest dream?

[49ER]

Only reason making this thread is last night weirdest fucken dream ever! It was some weird shit i dont know how to explain but heres some of it. It seemed like in the future but it was like in a scientific lab setting there were these weird creatures inside of water tanks. They were cartoonish one that i would feed was shaped like a cucumber and had like a cyclops eyeball, another was a little shark and some looked like weird ass worms.

The weird part is we only looked for people that had EQ in there blood. And wed do tests on them and some had bunk or fake EQ in there system. We had to cut open our finger tips and this white ooze would come out i guess it was the EQ. I would always feed the cucumber looking animal because it didnt have teeth, i was scared to feed the little shark.

It was strange it would swim up to my finger and suck on it like if maybe they were sick or going extinct. I also remember picking up these packs full of this EQ liquid like i was a scientist or something. This has to be the weirdest no making sense dream ever lol

 

[halfwit]

Oh dear, I should probably preface this with the disclaimer that the tren dreams have started. With that said...

So I'm basically riding around in a large econo van that happens to be shifting across dimensions. The world outside the van changes, but it's safe inside. I notice that it's raining diamonds, then milk, then blood outside and a group of agents are running up to the van to investigate. They draw weapons and start firing what looks like laser blasts. I quickly hit the gas, and we're going on this chase through what reminds me of the city in the movie Dark City.

The chasers keep turning into different things, from people to teddy bears, to rock monsters. I swear I can see the moon change shape and color as I'm careening through the streets. The chase comes to a violent end as we collide into a building made of obsidian and my wife and I scramble out to hide in this Rocky and Bullwinkle amusement theme park.

The theme park is all purple and full of these fat rapey looking dudes and my wife starts screaming that our daughter is missing. This of course is while we're still running from these giant rock guys that are now shooting lava at us.

I locate our daughter, and yell at her to get to me so I can protect her. Suddenly this clown looking rapey mofo grabs her by the feet and I race (while dodging lava blasts) to get to her at the bottom of this put put like golf course area. He's got her by the feet and she's screaming for me. Then he opens his mouth really wide, as if he's going to eat her, and I jump on his back - pummeling him with everything I've got. He lets go of my daughter as fountains of blood start to spray from his skull, and I quickly grab him by the jaw, ripping his head open like a can of tuna.

I'm soaked in blood, and I feel a burning sensation in my left hamstring. I look down, and notice I've been hit by a lava "bullet", and my leg is starting to REALLY burn up. I struggle to climb up the hill to get to my family...

Then I wake up, realizing that I have a code 91 hamstring cramp. Lol.


I swear I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. I have no idea where these come from, and I get the craziest looks from the wife when she sees me waking up in a puddle of sweat - telling her the details of my dreams. It's so crazy how vivid and detailed they are. I could smell the sulfur from the lava and iron in the blood.

Well, that's my dream from last night.

 

[49ER]

Dam HW your even more fucked up than me lol.... i always tell my girl my weird dreams she always trys to figure them out in her mind they all have importance and mean something lol

 

[halfwit]

Dam HW your even more fucked up than me lol.... i always tell my girl my weird dreams she always trys to figure them out in her mind they all have importance and mean something lol

LOL. Yeah, I gave up on trying to figure these out haha. It's funny, I'm pretty well balanced when awake, but I do some crazy shit in my dreams - ESPECIALLY on tren.

 

[49ER]

Last time i watched a movie called "the drop" and i had a dream my girlfriend was a puppy it had her face and a vody of a puppy and i was so happy to come home and hold her.... youd have to watch the movie to understand

 

[halfwit]

Last time i watched a movie called "the drop" and i had a dream my girlfriend was a puppy it had her face and a vody of a puppy and i was so happy to come home and hold her.... youd have to watch the movie to understand

LOL. Searching now!

 

[Charles Bronson]

umm..

i had a tren dream i could lose friends over

just fucking weird

all old timey sword and spear fighting

there is some guy thats like the main bad guy that I'm after - like thulsa doom from conan the barbarian

this guy has apparently pissed off enough people i was able to rally some kinda viking posse to chase his ass down and fuck him up

long weird dream a little shorter - my squad beats this guys troops, we surround him and tie him to a stake

then his woman is paraded out all hands tied behind her back

i knocked a hole in the top of her head with a warhammer in front of him, he seemed petty upset

she didn't die right away and was all full blown retard.. so left them like that.


him tied up and her sitting on the ground with a hole in her head looking at him going " derrrrp?"

it was graphic , fuckng gross


disclaimer: i do not advocate th harming of non-combatants. k?

 

[halfwit]

umm..

i had a tren dream i could lose friends over

just fucking weird

all old timey sword and spear fighting

there is some guy thats like the main bad guy that I'm after - like thulsa doom from conan the barbarian

this guy has apparently pissed off enough people i was able to rally some kinda viking posse to chase his ass down and fuck him up

long weird dream a little shorter - my squad beats this guys troops, we surround him and tie him to a stake

then his woman is paraded out all hands tied behind her back

i knocked a hole in the top of her head with a warhammer in front of him, he seemed petty upset

she didn't die right away and was all full blown retard.. so left them like that.


him tied up and her sitting on the ground with a hole in her head looking at him going " derrrrp?"

it was graphic , fuckng gross


disclaimer: i do not advocate th harming of non-combatants. k?

I know you fight, but I bet you're cool as a cucumber - and are like," WTF was that?!" I've woken up after killing someone in my dreams, can still smell the copper and iron from the blood, and just sit there dumbfounded, as that's some gory shit haha.

 

[49ER]

umm..

i had a tren dream i could lose friends over

just fucking weird

all old timey sword and spear fighting

there is some guy thats like the main bad guy that I'm after - like thulsa doom from conan the barbarian

this guy has apparently pissed off enough people i was able to rally some kinda viking posse to chase his ass down and fuck him up

long weird dream a little shorter - my squad beats this guys troops, we surround him and tie him to a stake

then his woman is paraded out all hands tied behind her back

i knocked a hole in the top of her head with a warhammer in front of him, he seemed petty upset

she didn't die right away and was all full blown retard.. so left them like that.


him tied up and her sitting on the ground with a hole in her head looking at him going " derrrrp?"

it was graphic , fuckng gross


disclaimer: i do not advocate th harming of non-combatants. k?

Your fucken disgusting. .....lol j.k ive had worse dont remember in full detail but i was hacking and hacking away on people heads, bloody as hell its jist the tren

 

[Charles Bronson]

i left out the part where i fucked the hole in her head.

too much?


still friends?


had another dream where i turned into a fucking werewolf looking thing wearing furs and skins, fighting with these two guys looked like turks, or ottomans

tore them up pretty good.. one guy dead, the other ripped up on the ground

he was crying and moaning

hearing him whine made me angry, so i kicked him off the edge of the cliff we were on, and took a piss off the edge of said cliff onto the pile of guts at the bottom


i don't know where that shit comes from, its disturbing


you guys ever wake up full on adrenaline sweating like you just came out of a war zone?

I've done that with no recollection of my dream at all..


recently wife said i was giving some stirring speech, as if rallying men

" once more into the breach, make your ancestors proud!" that kind of shit

she woke me up when i started growling

no idea what i was dreaming about

 

[halfwit]

Yup, and the wife knows to stay away for a minute too. It was far worse before I got on a CPAP, but I'll wake and have no clue where I am - just have both barrels cocked and loaded.

Oh, skull fucking is totally normal.

 

[jozifp103]

I had a dream once that my girlfriend was evil and killed all my friends. Except in the dream my girlfriend was a bar of soap. I stabbed the bar of soap with a pen while I cried. Then I smashed it with my fist and buried my face in my mom's arms and sobbed. I woke up crying that I killed soap......ruined my day.

No tren was involved.

 

[49ER]

I don't remember everything but last night was dreaming i qas some kind of famous smoothie inventor. I remember going on stage and presenting my 40 berrie smoothie protein drink and the croud was going crazy. I think i drink too many smoothies

 

[Charles Bronson]

you guys..

soap gf

smoothie inventor

rocky n bullwinkle rides


i feel soooooo much better about myself

thanks

 

[bonexyster]

I dreamed that mom was a fish and was cheating on dad with a shark. I watched dad walk to the end of a dock and yell gods will be done as he opened fire with a uzzi sub machine gun in the water. Sea turtles with badges on thier back dragged off the lover shark. And dad stood there poking my dead floating fish mom with some sort of meat injector till one of her eyes popped out and lemon juice come pouring out. Then he called her a whore and and said that what you get bitch. He disappeared from the dock and I kneeled there crying and trying to push water through her gills like some type of fish cpr attempting to revive her. I woke up legitimately upset that my fish whore mother had been hood thug assassinated by my super religious father.

 

[49ER]

Wtf^^ lmao thats a weird dream but interesting

 

[Charles Bronson]

I dreamed that mom was a fish and was cheating on dad with a shark. I watched dad walk to the end of a dock and yell gods will be done as he opened fire with a uzzi sub machine gun in the water. Sea turtles with badges on thier back dragged off the lover shark. And dad stood there poking my dead floating fish mom with some sort of meat injector till one of her eyes popped out and lemon juice come pouring out. Then he called her a whore and and said that what you get bitch. He disappeared from the dock and I kneeled there crying and trying to push water through her gills like some type of fish cpr attempting to revive her. I woke up legitimately upset that my fish whore mother had been hood thug assassinated by my super religious father.

fucking REPPED

i don't feel so bad for skull fucking my mortal enemies woman in front of him now .. whew

turn out I'm not that crazy.. I'm ok.. right? I'm ok?

 

[bonexyster]

fucking REPPED

i don't feel so bad for skull fucking my mortal enemies woman in front of him now .. whew

turn out I'm not that crazy.. I'm ok.. right? I'm ok?

I dunno man I'm mighty impressed by that shit.

dreams are some strange shit man. Makes you wonder what all is floating around in someone's psyche.