Who here has shitted on someone?

Man ... That's just gross ... I once tried to see what would happen if my shit hit the fan ... Unfortunately got caught with my pants down ...
 
when i was younger i shit on the road then picked the turd up with a stick and stuck it in my neighbors mailbox.
 
Here's my fucked up story from college. So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. So about 10 min into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3 tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. After that we pretty much avoided one another and never talked about it. Fucking hilarious though.
 
rawintensity said:
Here's my fucked up story from college. So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. So about 10 min into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3 tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. After that we pretty much avoided one another and never talked about it. Fucking hilarious though.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahAhAhAHAhahhahahahaahhaaHAhahahahahaha thats a freakin riot , i bet she was like damn thats the biggest nastiest shit i ever took
 
Here's my fucked up story from college. So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. So about 10 min into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3 tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. After that we pretty much avoided one another and never talked about it. Fucking hilarious though.
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LOL that is great hahahaha LOL LOL
 
rawintensity said:
Here's my fucked up story from college. So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. So about 10 min into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3 tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. After that we pretty much avoided one another and never talked about it. Fucking hilarious though.
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Haha!! Best story ever!!
 
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