Why is your dick not hard yet???

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RJ

On Vacation
Damn, i sound like Chip. lol

Listen guys... if you're still sitting around wondering if you should call Maximus or not... STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD!!!

Pick up the phone and dial. The mother fucker never sleeps. I mean never.

The wife and I are getting a little tipsy the other night watching some porn... she goes to pee and I shoot Chip a text saying thanks for the full sack... I'm about to lay the foundation for the next little RJ...

Fuck dude... within like 20 seconds Chip hits me back. And it was like 1am (sorry Chip). He proceeds to tell me he is laying some pipe also, but saw that it was from me and worried my ding a ling may have been on the fritz... so he told his bitch to get a mouthful while he texted me back.

Now if that ain't fucking customer service I don't know what is.

So, stop wondering what its like to have a dick that could cut through concrete and call Chip now.

You may not ever have my physique... but i got a small pecker, so its really all a tie anyway!!:D

- Maximus HRT

Don't wait fuckers!!!
 
No bullshit. True fuckin story! Think I might have shat myself reading this thread! I was figuring, "Ok, RJ's hittin me at 1am, something ain't right? Cause there's ONLY two things this dude does at 1am... SLEEPS or FUCKS"! So my phone blows up, my babe is ridin my titanium/carbon fiber/ceramic COCK while she's leaned back with one of my nuts in the palm of EACH HAND (thank you HCG) and then gets all pissy with me when my iDiot phone blows up, and gives me a mean double fisted SACK TUG, and asks me if I'M REALLY GONNA RESPOND to my text! I grabbed her by her rock hard fake tits, pulled her forward, grabbed her by the back of her fucking head, told her "OPEN UP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She stayed busy licking her pussy juice of my cock and balls and I TEXTED MY BOY!!

BRO's BEFORE HOE's....!!!!
 
JOWS6 said:
RJ, Pics, . . OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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JOWS, i appreciate your enthusiasm, but again, if Snigg hasn't been able to get naked pics of my wife after years of trying, you're new ass certainly has not shot. lol
 
Yeah life is good. I got up at 3 am after 5 hours of sleep and worked out and then went to bed around 1 in the morning the next day and woke up 6 hours later and feel great and I'm only on a testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) dose. With Low T I could barely even keep my damn eyes open after a meal. Now I wolf down a 5000 calorie meal and then go shovel snow for 2 hours without the slightest indigestion. Chip answers my emails almost immediately as well. I have more energy than anyone in my classes and am going to outperform them all. I also have several girlfriends...
 
Holy shit. I just pissed myself laughing. I can agree with everything RJ has said. Thanks to Chip, I can't even touch my girl without wanting to fuck. It is not romance anymore for me. It is an all out fuck fest. I was nailing her the other night over the side of the couch till she almost vomited. True story. She can look at me across the dinner table, and I just want to bend her over like a shotgun. She ask's me, what do you want for dinner? I tell her I wanna fuck. She asks me to take out the trash, I ask if we can fuck first. If the heater turns on, that little draft I feel makes RipCockWell come alive. It's out of control. I will shoot Chip a txt forgetting we are on 2 different time zones, and it doesn't matter, he will still send me back a quick txt. He is like a 24 hour encyclopedia. The difference is, the encyclopedias I have read don't mention words like Cock, Balls, Jizz, Donkey-punch, Cum Dumpster, etc. So yeah, I would have to conclude his Customer Service is top notch.

Life is good. Now pick up the phone and give him a call you fucks!!

Before I called Chip, I didn't even think about sex. Couldn't get it up at all. Took Cialis but that was like putting a used flagpole on a condemned building. Now my body is feeling good, power tool is working. What can I say???? Thx Chip!!
 
I guess I won't waste my time on RJ in hopes of posting pics so, . . . . .

RIPROCKWELL: Pics or it didn't happen!!

I'm jus' messin' you guys.
 
JOWS6 said:
I guess I won't waste my time on RJ in hopes of posting pics so, . . . . .

RIPROCKWELL: Pics or it didn't happen!!

I'm jus' messin' you guys.
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Maybe I can sneak a little peak. But if she joins this site like everyone else's wife, then it might be a bad deal..........
 
riprockwell said:
Maybe I can sneak a little peak. But if she joins this site like everyone else's wife, then it might be a bad deal..........
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THATS WHY YOU NEED TO ADOPT MAXIMUS...ISM #321.... LIKE ME, AND NEVER GET MARRIED, BECAUSE....

"THEY ARE ALL FILTHY, LYING,:liar: CHEATING, MANIPULATING, SCANDALOUS WHORES... that WILL wreck your world... ITS ONLY A QUESTION OF WHEN. :evil:
 
CHIP WADOWSKI said:
THATS WHY YOU NEED TO ADOPT MAXIMUS...ISM #321.... LIKE ME, AND NEVER GET MARRIED, BECAUSE....

"THEY ARE ALL FILTHY, LYING,:liar: CHEATING, MANIPULATING, SCANDALOUS WHORES... that WILL wreck your world... ITS ONLY A QUESTION OF WHEN. :evil:
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Haha I love it. Damn Chip, this is number 321 on your list. Love is blind my friend. LMAO.
 
I bet 99% of other guys here had the same experience multiple times. lol I know I have. He took the words out of my mouth. Who are you random 1 post poster?
 
RJH90210 said:
haha. where in the fuck did you get that picture.

i can't stop laughing every time i see it.
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He was over 30, complaining to a couple other "fruits" that he had all the signs of low-T, so we got him on board and hence....
"MAXIMUS BANANAMUS FRUITILIUS" was born!!!
 
Why isnt my dick hard yet.... Cause Im waiting for RJ to get over here in his Salmon colored Mini Skirt LOL

still havent gotten over that
 
everytime i see that pic i picture you making that same face flashing some college student at MSU. lol
 
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