A Night at the Roxbury at the gym

tjkita

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I was working out today at the gym and saw these two kids, well guys around 22 years old wearing "money team" matching sweat shirts. I did my normal workout and saw them egging each other on doing different lifts improperly. They would yell and scream and egg each on like they were lifting over 200lbs, but it in reality is was more like 40 lb dumbells. One of these guys actually mentioned doing a cycle for $100. The whole time I was doing my workout I kept on running into these two guys talking their smack and I couldn't help but to laugh inside. The one guy put two 45lb plates on the other guys back for him to do pushups and a fitness center lady said that he should just sit on him and they laughed but I'm sure that they didn't know that the joke was on them. At my age I can't even imagine being that young, immature and obnoxious. It was like watching Beavis and Butthead in the gym. Just had to share a bit.
 
I see strange shit like this all the time. I tend to keep to myself and refuse to have a workout partner. 99% of people know too little, and I simply don't have the patience to try and educate them.
 
I see strange shit like this all the time. I tend to keep to myself and refuse to have a workout partner. 99% of people know too little, and I simply don't have the patience to try and educate them.

workout partners are like dogs . 90% are worthless but a really good one is priceless.

get a few competitive bastards who push each other hard and know how to spot correctly and watch out.
weve had as many as 8-10 at 1 time with about half seasoned powerlifters and half beginners and its a nice mix .
besides when you load for each other instead of you own , its nice loading a plate or 2 for a newbie while he works his ass off loading your plates.:dance2:
 
workout partners are like dogs . 90% are worthless but a really good one is priceless.

get a few competitive bastards who push each other hard and know how to spot correctly and watch out.
weve had as many as 8-10 at 1 time with about half seasoned powerlifters and half beginners and its a nice mix .
besides when you load for each other instead of you own , its nice loading a plate or 2 for a newbie while he works his ass off loading your plates.:dance2:

I cant find a workout partner that does not want to whine and bicker about something... So I don't use them any more.

I have been in shape, out of shape, in shape, out of shape. Mostly getting out due to injuries that come along the way :crying: lol.

That being said, I like to think I never did anything retarded in the gym. I prefer doing lighter weight to acting like an ape. I lost faith in most people after I tried to advise a guy leaning back with his hands high above his head then slamming forward yanking the rope down on the cable machine for pushdowns....His idea is "I can do more weight this way"....sure can buddy...sure can... Upon talking to him, he unwittingly had used a pro-hormone at one point before like a year earlier when he told me about a supplement he really liked...

Oy
 
I see this all too often. Sometimes I think I want to go show people what they're doing wrong in their workout but then I remember I'm a complete asshole and don't really care lol. I take every opportunity I can to help out a good looking female that I see doing something wrong though. Yea I'm "that guy" hitting on your girl ever so subtle at the gym!
 
I see this all too often. Sometimes I think I want to go show people what they're doing wrong in their workout but then I remember I'm a complete asshole and don't really care lol. I take every opportunity I can to help out a good looking female that I see doing something wrong though. Yea I'm "that guy" hitting on your girl ever so subtle at the gym!

im the same way. If the dude is acting like a clown i will keep my mouth shut. but if its a young kid who is trying to take it serious but just has bad form or appears to be struggling Ill step in and give some pointers.
 
I see this all too often. Sometimes I think I want to go show people what they're doing wrong in their workout but then I remember I'm a complete asshole and don't really care lol. I take every opportunity I can to help out a good looking female that I see doing something wrong though. Yea I'm "that guy" hitting on your girl ever so subtle at the gym!

As long as it's not my girl, you're fine!!! :D I've seen some winners for sure...
 
Haha Spongy you know that chick-trainer at our gym? The blonde one with the nice ass! Do you know if she's single? She's always staring at me after I hit on her one time. Thought about getting her number.
 
Haha Spongy you know that chick-trainer at our gym? The blonde one with the nice ass! Do you know if she's single? She's always staring at me after I hit on her one time. Thought about getting her number.

I absolutely know who you're talking about. Holy hell. For those of you in the dark, this chick has an incredibly cute face, and an ass that will kill. My first day at the Gym she caught my eye, but I'm engaged so I have to keep my staring discreet. I have no clue about her history. I honestly keep to myself at the gym so I haven't really socialized with anyone.
 
Fucking resolution warriors. They are probably getting ready for the Jersey shore.

Hahahaha ^^^

Unfortunately this kind of shit is all too familiar at my gym people weighing 140 talking about the cycle their on, like I give a shit, I find it pretty comical lol
 
I absolutely know who you're talking about. Holy hell. For those of you in the dark, this chick has an incredibly cute face, and an ass that will kill. My first day at the Gym she caught my eye, but I'm engaged so I have to keep my staring discreet. I have no clue about her history. I honestly keep to myself at the gym so I haven't really socialized with anyone.

Fine! You talked me into it bro. I'm gonna try talking to her tomorrow and I'll report back with results. I think she got fake boobies a few months back too, which has been a personal goal of mine. So if you see some tatted up fucker bangin it out in the showers please don't interrupt.
 
Fine! You talked me into it bro. I'm gonna try talking to her tomorrow and I'll report back with results. I think she got fake boobies a few months back too, which has been a personal goal of mine. So if you see some tatted up fucker bangin it out in the showers please don't interrupt.

Nah man, I'll just lurk like a sicko with my camera... :eek:
 
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