Congrats to all the people with "understanding" wives or girlfriends.
For a variety of reasons, I'm not in that boat.
Anyways, the best place to stash is anywhere you know your girl doesnt normally look. Mine is in a suitcase in the closet to high for her to reach. Shes 5 ft, im 6 1. Pin in the bathroom (make sure you clean and sterilize first) and then properly dispose.
Quick and easy.
