Attempted tagteam turns into Switcharoo attempt

[BIGRK]

was anyone else VERY VERY surprised of the first post from MM. Wow is all i can say. Did not know u had stuff like that on ur mind miss muscle. lol

 

[TommyTrainR]

No offense original poster but you suck. How hard is it fuck a slut? Seriously..have buddy do her from behind while she takes you in her mouth then switch. Sluts will do that yknow.

Well said!

 

[snigg]

damn was that necessary???

sorry bro, didnt mean to offend you

 

[John102london]

plus if that were true about my mother, i would have already hacked your head off with my hunting knife

 

[snigg]

plus if that were true about my mother, i would have already hacked your head off with my hunting knife

would it make you feel better if i told you I was the one she took in her mouth?

 

[Shrek211]

would it make you feel better if i told you I was the one she took in her mouth?

damn thats messed up.

 

[John102london]

thank god i dont take things to heart over the internet.. lol

 

[snigg]

thank god i dont take things to heart over the internet.. lol

calm down broseph, it's just the internet

 

[C Wood]

Ok so me and my buddy were downtown.. we managed to find this mangled drunk ass slutty bitch roaming around and we had been trying to get a tag team going for quite some time and failed but this seemed like a sure thing

We got her back to my house and had her in the hottub.. we were all 3 in there and my buddy and her were making out, and i was left alone.. sadly..

My friend using his quick thinking said he had to go to the washroom and got up and left the hottub..

I then started making out with her when he left thus closing the gap of being the odd man out!

he got back and i said that we should get out and go back into the house and grab some beers.. we did this..

We ended up in my basement and i had a pullout couch there.. i grabbed 3 beers.. we drank them.. i dont remember much but some how me and my buddy ended up being in our boxers.. and she was fully clothed LOL.. We kept mentioning to her about the tag team suttly but she was so fucking blond(dumb) and couldnt catch on... shes like what is a tag?

ANYWAYS... after hours of trying to do this shit we decided we would settle for a switcharoo. The switcharroo for some of you that dont know.. is when a guy is fucking a girl.. and mid fucking he says he has to go take a piss.. and then the other guy(friend) comes in and continues to fuck the girl... This only works if you have the lights off and similar body types.

Me and my buddy are almost identical body type so we figured we would give it a try..

He goes back into the room where she was waiting... with the pullout couch.. and i wait in the laundry room... listening behind the door.. i can hear him starting to make some moves on her.. and she is starting to moan a bit.. i assume hes doing some foreplay. (great because im lazy as fuck)

5 minutes later my buddy barges into the room and hes like dude... do u have any rubbers?? i was like fuck.. i dont have any... i guess i was just planning on no domein the bitch LOL.. but she was a huge slut so this was prob a bad idea...

were both standing there in my laundry room talking about how we cant fuck her with no rubber... and the door opens...

She walks in and says hi boys???? all confused... us both standing there in our boxers... shes practically naked...

SHE STILL DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON!!...

finally i just gave up... it was 6am.. and i was tired... i left my buddy downstairs to deal with her and i went up to my room..

on the way up my father greeted me at the kitchen table as he was leaving for work LOL

I think YOU guys dont know what is up.She was there you youngins didnt know what to do with her.
You're both standing there with lumber and have a nearly naked woman within arms reach and "she" didnt know what was up.What else can a girl do to let you know it's okay to hit it!!!!!!!!

Dont be scared of pussy young man,jackhammer that shit instead of fucking around.

If I was in your situation with a friend all three of her holes would have been poked and the man yogurt would have been flying.

 

[BIGRK]

I think YOU guys dont know what is up.She was there you youngins didnt know what to do with her.
You're both standing there with lumber and have a nearly naked woman within arms reach and "she" didnt know what was up.What else can a girl do to let you know it's okay to hit it!!!!!!!!

Dont be scared of pussy young man,jackhammer that shit instead of fucking around.

If I was in your situation with a friend all three of her holes would have been poked and the man yogurt would have been flying.

LMFAO!!