Bouncers at nightclubs/bars?
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Gainjin260
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Years ago in college. My stories would have to be edited by the mods, let's just keep it at that.
Milton
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no way will your stories be edited, as long as your not sourcing its good to go, love to hear the craziest ones, and you where working in Japan at the time? Those clubs are bumping I hear. and the Japanese girls!!!!!!!1
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Gainjin260
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I'll briefly summarize. I'm no longer this person so I'll not go too much into detail.
Worked the door at a bar in a college town while a student.
Many stories involve slow Tuesday nights, pint glasses full of straight 3/4 gin 1/4 vodka (looked like water) and a handful of mushrooms.
Other stories involve various female patrons, bathrooms, closets and walk in refrigerators. One particular incident involved my bitchy next door neighbor who all of a sudden with I found myself in the restroom. That was only the second time I had experience female ejaculation and apparently her first. I had to lend her my sweatshirt to hide the enormous amount of ejaculate she sprayed all over her pants.
We lived next door to each other for another year. Never really spoke and I never got my sweatshirt back.
Then there was the night I was walking near the train tracks as a freight train was coming through. Being drunk and stupid I thought I'd try and throw a rock under the wheels. Got a bit too close and a part of the train clocked me in the front of my head and split me open a couple inches.
I suppose I talked a lot of shit while working the door back then. My girlfriend rushed me to the bar where I worked and as I come in bleeding from the head I hear "about time somebody fucked that guy up". Thanks a lot ex girlfriend.
Anyway, no crazy fights or whatever. I'm from the inner city and my college town didn't have that rough edge. So between my physique and attitude nobody ever intentionally got physically involved with me. That's why I could trip and get drunk without worrying much
Worked the door at a bar in a college town while a student.
Many stories involve slow Tuesday nights, pint glasses full of straight 3/4 gin 1/4 vodka (looked like water) and a handful of mushrooms.
Other stories involve various female patrons, bathrooms, closets and walk in refrigerators. One particular incident involved my bitchy next door neighbor who all of a sudden with I found myself in the restroom. That was only the second time I had experience female ejaculation and apparently her first. I had to lend her my sweatshirt to hide the enormous amount of ejaculate she sprayed all over her pants.
We lived next door to each other for another year. Never really spoke and I never got my sweatshirt back.
Then there was the night I was walking near the train tracks as a freight train was coming through. Being drunk and stupid I thought I'd try and throw a rock under the wheels. Got a bit too close and a part of the train clocked me in the front of my head and split me open a couple inches.
I suppose I talked a lot of shit while working the door back then. My girlfriend rushed me to the bar where I worked and as I come in bleeding from the head I hear "about time somebody fucked that guy up". Thanks a lot ex girlfriend.
Anyway, no crazy fights or whatever. I'm from the inner city and my college town didn't have that rough edge. So between my physique and attitude nobody ever intentionally got physically involved with me. That's why I could trip and get drunk without worrying much
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Teutonic
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lol
U got lucky..believe me.
I bounced for years and learned the hard way never run to break up a fight. Stroll over let whoevers gonna win, win. Fuck em.
A girl blew me off at registration---HARD- and tried to get into my bar with a DL indicating she was 33. She was 20. We made a deal I d let her in but she had to come see me later. She did and came back when we closed. We moved in together, got divorced 8 yrs later. lol
U got lucky..believe me.
I bounced for years and learned the hard way never run to break up a fight. Stroll over let whoevers gonna win, win. Fuck em.
A girl blew me off at registration---HARD- and tried to get into my bar with a DL indicating she was 33. She was 20. We made a deal I d let her in but she had to come see me later. She did and came back when we closed. We moved in together, got divorced 8 yrs later. lol
juced_porkchop
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I worked as security for years at a night club down town (last shift was about 4yrs ago i think). it was a mixed crowed but usually older (30-50) and more rock based than the poppy ones around. mind you atleast 1/4th -1/3rd was younger crowed still and usually the ones causing issues.
it was generally a good crowed but ofcourse there where idiots. I'v tossed many people out by the throats and in head locks, mostly for harassing women they dont know which sets me off a bit. touching in particular, thats a no go for me. that and drunks ofcourse that had to go. half the time they where ok to take out but sometimes it got a bit crazy.
one time i was checking ID's out front and told a guy (he was with his friend, bigger guy) he was too drunk to come in. he socked me in the mouth (faster than i though he was), next thing i know we are in middle of busy street with fists up, me in boxer pose and bounce and well long story short he got his sleeves ripped off and eyes gouged when he went in for a cheap shot. i ended up looking like angenila jolie for a few hours because my lips where swollen.
another time i told this guy to stop bugging the girls and not touch them (he goe 2 warnings because it wasnt TOO rough but still disrespectful, he being a bit drunk then came to stand by me leaning on the bar and i kept telling him you got to leave now he was with a stupid look on his face saying hes cool and ten starts pulling on my jacket (not sure why) and then pulled harder near my pocket and i heard a small rip and i socked him in the mouth, i guess his teeth wen through his lips because there was blood EVERYWHERE, i then tossed him to the dance floor and told him (while grabbing his shirt and neck you got to go now , as i shook him (apparently to others from behind it looked like i was still hitting him) he was there with about 6 or 7 spanish guys i seen before but i didnt give a crap. those guys then took him outside and the big dude (lookedlike fuking Frankenstein) came and said sorry!! (i though it might go bad at that point) i guess they clearly saw i was giving the guy ALOT of slack before this happend.
gues what... i get the guys WIFE call the owner and ask "what the fuck did you guys do to my husband!"
those guys later thanked me again a couple weeks later and said now when they go out he doesnt cause issues and before he used to sometimes ... guess it worked out for everyone.. the guy came back about half a year later and was very nice and freaked on his friend who almost brought a beer outfront (i was out front) and told him he can not ever do that, and said sorry to me.
there are others ill add maybe soon lol
i caught a girl getting head from another girl in the dry storage area for staff only in basement when i did my rounds. sounds nice but she was soo nasty it really wasnt lol
girl giving hand job to guy by couched i had kick out. shit i think i kicked out like 20 people trying to have sex in washrooms and dark areas, nasty lol
we need to because then next thing we know the girl was drunk and says she was rapped and then we have cops there checking place out (and its happend) but not rape, we are always doing rounds and there are always people. the girl just did something she regretted or was too drunk to really know what she was doing, so thats why i want people getting too touchy or kick them out if they are full out fucking in the stalls or giving oral.
i wont lie iv waited a few min before an watched and gave them a few min, but i need to clean house of that to keep bizz safe and others as well.
one guy was being really nasty with the girls and then started snapping on me and i used his head and face to open both front doors and pushed him out to the side walk and he bounced off the street poll. then some people standing there yelled "hey you cant do that" im like " would you like to see the shit he was doing to the women inside? would you liek to see him going up girls skirts? what if that was your sister for wife? " they shut up right quick.
im not the typical "bouncer" looking for a power trip as im sure they assumed i was. 80% of the time people got kicked out conflict free and i loved it. most of the time i would lie and say and point" there are camaras over there and the owner asked me to take you outside to talk about bugging people before i let you back in and that i dont even want to but if i dont ill get in crap" then the sec they are outside i tell the other 2 or so bouncers "dont let him back in" and its done.
you just need to get a bit of pity from them and act like you dont even want to but have to for show, then its better for everyone IMO
i was always the shorter guy there (but usually bigger muscle wise). guess people just didnt expect it when i had to turn up the aggression a few notches from a guy 5' "8 ish, when the other dudes workin are like 6ft+ lol
anyway thats it for now
it was generally a good crowed but ofcourse there where idiots. I'v tossed many people out by the throats and in head locks, mostly for harassing women they dont know which sets me off a bit. touching in particular, thats a no go for me. that and drunks ofcourse that had to go. half the time they where ok to take out but sometimes it got a bit crazy.
one time i was checking ID's out front and told a guy (he was with his friend, bigger guy) he was too drunk to come in. he socked me in the mouth (faster than i though he was), next thing i know we are in middle of busy street with fists up, me in boxer pose and bounce and well long story short he got his sleeves ripped off and eyes gouged when he went in for a cheap shot. i ended up looking like angenila jolie for a few hours because my lips where swollen.
another time i told this guy to stop bugging the girls and not touch them (he goe 2 warnings because it wasnt TOO rough but still disrespectful, he being a bit drunk then came to stand by me leaning on the bar and i kept telling him you got to leave now he was with a stupid look on his face saying hes cool and ten starts pulling on my jacket (not sure why) and then pulled harder near my pocket and i heard a small rip and i socked him in the mouth, i guess his teeth wen through his lips because there was blood EVERYWHERE, i then tossed him to the dance floor and told him (while grabbing his shirt and neck you got to go now , as i shook him (apparently to others from behind it looked like i was still hitting him) he was there with about 6 or 7 spanish guys i seen before but i didnt give a crap. those guys then took him outside and the big dude (lookedlike fuking Frankenstein) came and said sorry!! (i though it might go bad at that point) i guess they clearly saw i was giving the guy ALOT of slack before this happend.
gues what... i get the guys WIFE call the owner and ask "what the fuck did you guys do to my husband!"
those guys later thanked me again a couple weeks later and said now when they go out he doesnt cause issues and before he used to sometimes ... guess it worked out for everyone.. the guy came back about half a year later and was very nice and freaked on his friend who almost brought a beer outfront (i was out front) and told him he can not ever do that, and said sorry to me.
there are others ill add maybe soon lol
i caught a girl getting head from another girl in the dry storage area for staff only in basement when i did my rounds. sounds nice but she was soo nasty it really wasnt lol
girl giving hand job to guy by couched i had kick out. shit i think i kicked out like 20 people trying to have sex in washrooms and dark areas, nasty lol
we need to because then next thing we know the girl was drunk and says she was rapped and then we have cops there checking place out (and its happend) but not rape, we are always doing rounds and there are always people. the girl just did something she regretted or was too drunk to really know what she was doing, so thats why i want people getting too touchy or kick them out if they are full out fucking in the stalls or giving oral.
i wont lie iv waited a few min before an watched and gave them a few min, but i need to clean house of that to keep bizz safe and others as well.
one guy was being really nasty with the girls and then started snapping on me and i used his head and face to open both front doors and pushed him out to the side walk and he bounced off the street poll. then some people standing there yelled "hey you cant do that" im like " would you like to see the shit he was doing to the women inside? would you liek to see him going up girls skirts? what if that was your sister for wife? " they shut up right quick.
im not the typical "bouncer" looking for a power trip as im sure they assumed i was. 80% of the time people got kicked out conflict free and i loved it. most of the time i would lie and say and point" there are camaras over there and the owner asked me to take you outside to talk about bugging people before i let you back in and that i dont even want to but if i dont ill get in crap" then the sec they are outside i tell the other 2 or so bouncers "dont let him back in" and its done.
you just need to get a bit of pity from them and act like you dont even want to but have to for show, then its better for everyone IMO
i was always the shorter guy there (but usually bigger muscle wise). guess people just didnt expect it when i had to turn up the aggression a few notches from a guy 5' "8 ish, when the other dudes workin are like 6ft+ lol
anyway thats it for now
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Milton
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What a great read! Thanks for taking the time to share this with us, made my day, jajaja.
Teutonic
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And then there was the night a spoiled rich f k n frat punk slapped a girl...and the Rugby lads 5 of em destroyed like 8 or 9 Phi Kappa crapper s whaever.
I did not do squat but call P.Department and herd waitresses behind bar. The owner was cool his wife was a lawyer..he made bank.
I did not do squat but call P.Department and herd waitresses behind bar. The owner was cool his wife was a lawyer..he made bank.
ELicit23
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I'd like to be a bouncer in one of these crazy NY college bars. I'm too small though, they're usually my height 6'2" but like 260lbs+. I'm usually a mellow guy just going to have fun at a bar/nightclub but will never start some shit just so those 300lb beasts won't drag me away haha
Milton
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ha thats good, thanks for sharing, i would love to be a bouncer at those big nightclubs in south beach miami, Rehab Las vegas, Los angeles, Ibizza spain!! now thats where the real girls are jajaja.
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Gainjin260
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Teutonic
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Hw s a 300 pound monster b t w
I do not go where people are served alcohol. And there s 13 Casino s here but I can t stand alcohol infused humor, brazen rudeness or lil Kamikaze prick s who always s try to try me. Last time I lasted 1 good set of a good band and sure enuff..it was act out or get out. I m sure my probation officer woulda been proud.
And I ve never stayed with some women I brought home more than...no..never. I do not smoke weed but miss it . Alas it invokes paranoia but as a US school crossing guard I never had trouble with pot people unless it was bales in a boat. Alcohol ? Liquid courage. Shit s worthless.
I do not go where people are served alcohol. And there s 13 Casino s here but I can t stand alcohol infused humor, brazen rudeness or lil Kamikaze prick s who always s try to try me. Last time I lasted 1 good set of a good band and sure enuff..it was act out or get out. I m sure my probation officer woulda been proud.
And I ve never stayed with some women I brought home more than...no..never. I do not smoke weed but miss it . Alas it invokes paranoia but as a US school crossing guard I never had trouble with pot people unless it was bales in a boat. Alcohol ? Liquid courage. Shit s worthless.
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