Creative ways to tell a girl she is HOT.

[madenj]

I like to make them laugh sometimes when I complement them on their beauty..But some times I think I cross the line when I say shit like You just made me cum in my pants, jk i didn't cum in my pants..lol

So let's see what ya'll got.. And no gay pick up line's like Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? GAY!

I told my girl one time that my magic watch tells me your not wearing any panties, of course she say's "yes I am." I say shit, then it must be an hour fast. She laughed.

 

[pickle bunny]

I like to make them laugh sometimes when I complement them on their beauty..But some times I think I cross the line when I say shit like You just made me cum in my pants, jk i didn't cum in my pants..lol

So let's see what ya'll got.. And no gay pick up line's like Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? GAY!

I told my girl one time that my magic watch tells me your not wearing any panties, of course she say's "yes I am." I say shit, then it must be an hour fast. She laughed.

Good Lord. And where do these magic lines work.....Chucky Cheese., the trailer dump, Wal Mart??
A woman of any quality would turn, walk and never look back.


I would try to raise the bar a little bit.

 

[cyto33]

tell her your dick is like a plunger and you think she a a clogged up ass.

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

Good Lord. And where do these magic lines work.....Chucky Cheese., the trailer dump, Wal Mart??
A woman of any quality would turn, walk and never look back.


I would try to raise the bar a little bit.

^^This . . . Also, u sound young, like your in college or something. .
I cant be wasting my time on some dumb slut that these lines would work on . . Im chasing career driven women, and they dont want some dumb kid wasting their time

 

[apex]

I usually just walk up to them and say politely "GET IN THE VAN!"

 

[cjw2021]

Just tell them if you were a rapist they'd be your first victim. Gets em every time.

 

[pickle bunny]

I dunna know.....perhaps we just choose to date farther up the food chain.
I wouldn't even ask a woman out who would respond to anything like that.

I like a spohisticated, educated, polished woman who knows who she is and what she wants. Not even one of them would give that the time a day.

Like I said--time to raise the bar.

 

[Mr P]

I think pick up lines don't work, a good thing to do is just be natural, start little talk, be yourself, and make her laugh, if you manage to make her laugh your on the right track.

Forget about how hot you think she is, just go easy and be friendly... keep the pick up lines for a bar/club and if you go to a club just ask "Can I buy you a drink ?"

Just be natural man, women tend to pick up when your faking it too much or just want to get laid.

 

[cyto33]

ask to plow her feilds you need to sow your oats.

i have nver used a line unless it was after the fact to just be a dumb ass.
ladies dont want to be tossed lines. sluts want the lines because they are low on themselves anyways.
a real women will want to date you just because you are willing to hold the door for her and even hold the door for the chubby chick thats dragging her ass.
a slut will date you till they feel like a new ride may be better. or the money runs out.
a real woman will treat you just the same as you treat them in the give and take area.
a pig just wants her face shoved in the pillow and has to be told how great she is.

know your pray before you attack it.

 

[pickle bunny]

I think pick up lines don't work, a good thing to do is just be natural, start little talk, be yourself, and make her laugh, if you manage to make her laugh your on the right track.

Forget about how hot you think she is, just go easy and be friendly... keep the pick up lines for a bar/club and if you go to a club just ask "Can I buy you a drink ?"

Just be natural man, women tend to pick up when your faking it too much or just want to get laid.

That'd be it !!

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

ask to plow her feilds you need to sow your oats.

i have nver used a line unless it was after the fact to just be a dumb ass.
ladies dont want to be tossed lines. sluts want the lines because they are low on themselves anyways.
a real women will want to date you just because you are willing to hold the door for her and even hold the door for the chubby chick thats dragging her ass.
a slut will date you till they feel like a new ride may be better. or the money runs out.
a real woman will treat you just the same as you treat them in the give and take area.
a pig just wants her face shoved in the pillow and has to be told how great she is.

know your pray before you attack it.

Spoken like a true vet . . .


Knowing your prey is right . . Cause im not trying to waste any time or money on chicks under relationship material/girls whom Im really gonna hit it off with/attracted too.
Sure, you cant always tell from outside the circle looking in . . But, its not like it used to be. If the op is in college, then let him have some fun/I even encourage it. .
Ive been holding out for a keeper lately . . I got old girls from my past calling me up, wanting me to come over. . Man, its not even worth it anymore! Id just regret it... One brod(always getting depressed, cause i dont want to be with her) is talking stupid like she wants to kill herself, like i need that.
Another one is like do u want to come over and ---- me? . . Im like get a friend, and we'll make it happen. Im not even really attracted to this girl. Ive dodged some huge land mines in my time, so i think twice before i pull out the rockett on em. . .

 

[Pinnacle@Rep]

I usually just walk up to them and say politely "GET IN THE VAN!"

Yeah! I'm with you on that one!!!
Whatever happen to the caveman days! Our primal instinct! To screw and reproduce. I'm no college kid but I don't want some broad that is too almighty! Nothing worse than a woman that is dominating. I'm a man through and through and like a modest woman that is a little unsure of things (not too much) but more like women have been over the last 25,000 years, not the way it's evolving into just in the last 100 years.
Women have always been unpredictable, never know what they want, somewhat insecure, withdrawn, and subtle for THE MOST PART for tens of thousands of years!!! Now within the last 100 years have things changed and I'm not too keen on those type women! I say "hell yeah and you go girl" to those type of women, and have no problem with it. I just am not attracted to a dominating woman. I want to be, feel the instinct inside to be a dominator myself so this wouldn't work for me....
Suffice it to say, I'm with stupid!!! Just get in the fucking van!!!! Seriously, I'm joking. But you did make me laugh with that one!

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

Yeah! I'm with you on that one!!!
Whatever happen to the caveman days! Our primal instinct! To screw and reproduce. I'm no college kid but I don't want some broad that is too almighty! Nothing worse than a woman that is dominating. I'm a man through and through and like a modest woman that is a little unsure of things (not too much) but more like women have been over the last 25,000 years, not the way it's evolving into just in the last 100 years.
Women have always been unpredictable, never know what they want, somewhat insecure, withdrawn, and subtle for THE MOST PART for tens of thousands of years!!! Now within the last 100 years have things changed and I'm not too keen on those type women! I say "hell yeah and you go girl" to those type of women, and have no problem with it. I just am not attracted to a dominating woman. I want to be, feel the instinct inside to be a dominator myself so this wouldn't work for me....
Suffice it to say, I'm with stupid!!! Just get in the fucking van!!!! Seriously, I'm joking. But you did make me laugh with that one!

Well nobody said u have to be a big pussy about it?. . . Im the alpha in the relationship. . always have been. . Plus a girl whos stubborn/thinks she's in charge, is more fun to be dominate anyways.

 

[pickle bunny]

Yeah! I'm with you on that one!!!
Whatever happen to the caveman days! Our primal instinct! To screw and reproduce. I'm no college kid but I don't want some broad that is too almighty! Nothing worse than a woman that is dominating. I'm a man through and through and like a modest woman that is a little unsure of things (not too much) but more like women have been over the last 25,000 years, not the way it's evolving into just in the last 100 years.
Women have always been unpredictable, never know what they want, somewhat insecure, withdrawn, and subtle for THE MOST PART for tens of thousands of years!!! Now within the last 100 years have things changed and I'm not too keen on those type women! I say "hell yeah and you go girl" to those type of women, and have no problem with it. I just am not attracted to a dominating woman. I want to be, feel the instinct inside to be a dominator myself so this wouldn't work for me....
Suffice it to say, I'm with stupid!!! Just get in the fucking van!!!! Seriously, I'm joking. But you did make me laugh with that one!

I would change your avatar pic if I were you

 

[shockandawelifter]

I usually just walk up to them and say politely "GET IN THE VAN!"

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[cjw2021]

I have to agree with jstarks.

 

[lifterjaydawg]

I usually just walk up to them and say politely "GET IN THE VAN!"

haha love it

 

[Mr. Vig]

Tell the hot ones how smart they are and the smart ones how hot they are.

 

[madenj]

Tell the hot ones how smart they are and the smart ones how hot they are.

I like that, believe me when I met girls I usually can read them pretty well know what type they are and be myself and know exactly what and what not to say. I was just asking for some more funny shit to say to break the ice and not necessarily pick up lines, things you could tell your girl if she has a sense of humor.