Do You Ever Blow Challenge Loads?

[Button Buck]

Jerking off at times can be monotonous so I try to spruce things up and challenge myself to get my rocks off. Like instead of just beating my dick straight up I'll throw on some headphones and listen to Push To The Limit from the Scarface soundtrack and stick my finger in my asshole and rub it under my nose so the smell lingers.

Other times I'll cover one of my eyes with a patch, tape some of my fingers back so I can't use them to beat off, and run in place as fast as I can and try to get off. Takes me awhile to spooge cause I gotta keep focused the whole time.

Nothing special, just makes tugging my pud a little more exciting. Anyone else do the same thing?

 

[Goat Ass]

sometimes i use turpentine as lube and lock my pelvis with in a box which i can only access with those rubber nuclear safety gloves. the only way to get the turpentine off before it burns is to use a liquid, but the only liquid in the box is piss and jism. and turpentine is not soluble in piss (but it is in turpentine for some reason). turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine. turpentine.


what the fuck did you expect from this stupid topic?

 

[Button Buck]

What you mentioned is dangerous and difficult to read.

Basically the same thing you did in this stupid one... http://www.steroidology.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3958&highlight=rape

 

[Who is Mike Jones?]

I first thought this thread was going to be about blowing challenged kids as in mnetally challenged AKA "downs"

 

[Amino77]

sick

 

[aProtege]

jerk off to martha stewart.

 

[B.Reel]

i put makeup and a whig on, tuck my shit between my legs and stand in front of a mirror. Reach around back and yank that suna' bitch while staring at the beaut in front of you. Sometimes i resemble a clown and that really boils me up. I got busted by my mom recently . . . . . . . BEST nut i ever had!

 

[Goat Ass]

What you mentioned is dangerous and difficult to read.

Basically the same thing you did in this stupid one... http://www.steroidology.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3958&highlight=rape

dude, that topic ruled. i almost got banned over it.

 

[norlak]

Yeah, it obviously ruled...

 

[dvssky]

haha this is some sick shit I think Iv found home and my missing brothers

 

[Lookinthick]

Yeah...take care!