Finally Figured Out Getting Steroids Across the Border

[thetopdog]

I've made 2 threads about having to take some gear with me on the plane from the US to Canada. I've had all sorts of suggestions including putting it in my check on, preloading syringes and taping them to my body, putting preloaded syringes in my pocket, putting the gear in a plastic container washed out with alcohol then putting it in my carry on, not taking the gear at all, etc.

I think I've finally figured it out. I'll just put the gear in a normal bottle with a plastic top. The bottle won't set off metal detectors, and doesn't look suspicious. I'll wash it out with alcohol first to try to kill most of the bacteria.

Then when I get home, I'll just order a syringe filter and filter the gear. That should take care of any bacteria that may be contaminating it, so I won't have to worry about the sterility. This seems like the safest plan to me

What do you guys think about this plan?

 

[Perfection Awaits]

ship it to where ur gona be

 

[thetopdog]

ship it to where ur gona be

Shipping across the border apparently is pretty hard, my source said he wouldn't ship to Canada.

I think the way I've got it planned now is pretty good. The oil inside the plastic bottle doesn't look suspicious at all. And when I filter it when I get home, it should take care of all the bacteria

 

[thee12nv]

Clean out a bottle of hot oil treatment for your hair

And wear baggy clothes

 

[Ponderosa]

don't ever mail gear. the penalty can be MUCH worse, and they can test more things at the "mail division". pouring it into a bottle sounds fucked up. i wouldn't inject something that was treated like that, but i'm a wuss.

 

[GymLift]

Mailing domestic is typically not an issue but mailing across a border if totally different.

 

[ManOfMuscle]

Putting it in some kind of container doesn't sound like a bad idea, especially if your taking the proper steps to sterilize.

 

[Turbo1]

i'd use some HEET to sterlize the plastic container as much as possible. Plenty of Rubbing alcohol and hell even some BA in there too...not gonna be perfect but if your gonna refilter it and bake it it should be ok...i thought shit was legal in Canada???

 

[ManOfMuscle]

shit is legal however steroids are not

 

[thetopdog]

pouring it into a bottle sounds fucked up. i wouldn't inject something that was treated like that, but i'm a wuss.

Really? I thought that filtering with a sterile whatman (I ordered a few .20um filters) should eliminate all the bacteria

 

[Mudge]

Clean out a bottle of hot oil treatment for your hair

And wear baggy clothes

Everyone knows international male models everywhere, never leave home without their VO5 hot oil! Or, you could just tell the patrol folks that you're gay.

Actually, hot oil is shit for your hair because it closes pores to natural oil reception.

 

[Perfection Awaits]

lol, prolly not a good idea to tell ur secret way of getting them accross on a public forum

 

[Mudge]

Druggies have been doing this forever honestly. Dave Mustaine (musician) used to smuggle his shit in shampoo bottles.

 

[Code Y]

I just carry the shit with me across the border in another container, whatever it may be protein, vitamins, shampoo. The alternative is to courier the gear to your destination address because a recent news report on stun guns being shipped across the border indicated that courier services only check 3% of all packages and that is why it is so difficult to prevent weapon smuggling. In fact whenever I go down to the states I always mail myself back all kinds of crazy shit. Actually my mom came down to visit and unknowingly brought with her one of my jackets that had a set of brass knuckles in the pocket and obviously no problems. I have also brought back all kinds of illegal knives and my dad brought fireworks across the border in his checked baggage. The moral of the story is there is always a risk crossing the border with anything illicit regardless if you mail it or take it with you when you fly, but there is a slim chance you will get tagged.

P.S. I will probably get busted next time I travel.

 

[BigRonWannabee]

To the guy that wants to treat his bottles with heet and rubbing alcohol before he puts his gear in....well if you dont die immediatly after your first injection (YES even after filtering) you might get away with just being permenantly blind. That is of course unless you were carefull enough to let the bottles dry 100% before putting the oil in.

 

[gorilla_boy]

I modified your post to further emphasize the importance:

Filter that shit all you want, you'll not remove whatever other chemicals you add to it.

To the guy that wants to treat his bottles with heet and rubbing alcohol before he puts his gear in....well if you dont die immediatly after your first injection (YES even after filtering) you might get away with just being permenantly blind. That is of course unless you were carefull enough to let the bottles dry 100% before putting the oil in.

 

[David Gilmour]

To the guy that wants to treat his bottles with heet and rubbing alcohol before he puts his gear in....well if you dont die immediatly after your first injection (YES even after filtering) you might get away with just being permenantly blind. That is of course unless you were carefull enough to let the bottles dry 100% before putting the oil in.

what's heet? link pls, thanks

 

[BigRonWannabee]

heet contains methanol...the OTHER alcohol (though there are many i dont want to get all technical on your asses). We drink ethanol to get drunk. Methanol is a tad different, and VERY VERY TOXIC to humans.

 

[BigRonWannabee]

http://www.goldeagle.com/heet/faqs_heet.asp

 

[David Gilmour]

heet contains methonal...the OTHER alcohol (though there are many i dont want to get all technical on your asses). We drink ethanol to get drunk. Methanol is a tad different, and VERY VERY TOXIC to humans.

Thanks dude..
I guess we can say Turbo1 is the TOOL of the day