muscle holloween costume?
In 27 years it looks like you never went to the gym and ate enough.
If you don't want to do it for 6 months,
just buy the juice and do it.
You have no routine, workout spit, bulking diet.
You buy a box of cake mix. All you have to do it add 2 eggs and mix it together, you bake, it smells delicious, looks perfect.
The cake would taste good, looks good, but add some icing, and WALA! Now its a fucking cake.
Steroids are the icing on the cake.
You need to focus on mixing the ingredients properly, baking correctly, Then, and only then can you put the icing on the cake......
FYI you are the cake.