Fuck Amps

[MeatHead96]

I hate amps. I got 50 amps of omnadren for my cycle that I started today. I can't stand these things. Every one I have opened except for one has broken fucked up. I have an amp opener but its not working for shit. Any tips? I was in the process of openening all of them and injecting into a sterile vial when the syringe cap shot off while trying to inject two CC's into the vial. Fucking gear shot everywhere. All over my laptop and everything. Never again will I buy amps.

 

[Bella1121]

I may sound naive, but I didn't know that there was such a thing as an amp opener. Sure wish I had known that before. What I did was I took an old rag, put the amp in the rag (in case it breaks, small glass shards in hand not great for musicians) held the top with two fingers, and the bottom and then just applied pressure til the top popped off. I had the first one shatter but that was because I got frustrated with it and crushed it. stupid. Are yours scored at all?

 

[MeatHead96]

I may sound naive, but I didn't know that there was such a thing as an amp opener. Sure wish I had known that before. What I did was I took an old rag, put the amp in the rag (in case it breaks, small glass shards in hand not great for musicians) held the top with two fingers, and the bottom and then just applied pressure til the top popped off. I had the first one shatter but that was because I got frustrated with it and crushed it. stupid. Are yours scored at all?

They are scored but it doesn't seem to help. IDK what i'm doing wrong.

 

[DADAWG]

slow down and relax . buy a small triangle file from the hardware store , score the neck all the way around , take a wash rag and cover the amp and snap the top off with your thumb.

 

[Bella1121]

to be honest when I first got them (they are actually for my husband) I just googled how to open them because I'd never even heard of amps before. I think I got the written answer and then there was a video that I didn't watch showing how to open it without breaking it. If you google it or youtube it (I just did my own pet peeve of using nouns as verbs-> showing my generation here) but you might be able to find more advice or videos so you can actually "see" what could be going on. Just a suggestion.
As for the top of the sterile vial coming off. I don't mean to offend but did you try extracting air from the vial before you began injecting the omnadren into it? It's like a balloon. It gets to the point where it can't hold any more.

 

[MeatHead96]

to be honest when I first got them (they are actually for my husband) I just googled how to open them because I'd never even heard of amps before. I think I got the written answer and then there was a video that I didn't watch showing how to open it without breaking it. If you google it or youtube it (I just did my own pet peeve of using nouns as verbs-> showing my generation here) but you might be able to find more advice or videos so you can actually "see" what could be going on. Just a suggestion.
As for the top of the sterile vial coming off. I don't mean to offend but did you try extracting air from the vial before you began injecting the omnadren into it? It's like a balloon. It gets to the point where it can't hold any more.

Thanks for the tips. No I didn't extract air from the vial before injecting in to it. This is my first time transferring gear into another vial.

 

[ErectusMaximus]

slow down and relax . buy a small triangle file from the hardware store , score the neck all the way around , take a wash rag and cover the amp and snap the top off with your thumb.

Nice trick, I was thinking a razor knife or something like that.

 

[Zeek]

You can just use a standard pen cap. Will snap an omna just right

 

[MeatHead96]

You can just use a standard pen cap. Will snap an omna just right

Tried it, didn't work.

 

[Cobra Strike]

what kind of ampule opener do you have meat? lol

they have a scorer biult right in....put the opener over the amp...push the little black button....spin the opener...then snap the amp....mine works f'n awsome

 

[MeatHead96]

what kind of ampule opener do you have meat? lol

they have a scorer biult right in....put the opener over the amp...push the little black button....spin the opener...then snap the amp....mine works f'n awsome

Its called clic open mr fuckin cobra. It does have a built in scorer. I must be missing something lol. Cause I fuck it up every time.

 

[Cobra Strike]

Its called clic open mr fuckin cobra. It does have a built in scorer. I must be missing something lol. Cause I fuck it up every time.

I dont know how you can fuck that up but dam you got me laughin!

 

[MeatHead96]

I dont know how you can fuck that up but dam you got me laughin!

lol well damn. I'm going to master this art. Most of what I have right now is in amps. Including my bac water for my hcg. I keep drawing up the oil or water and hoping i'm not injecting shards of glass lol. I feel more comforted after reading one of you're posts on that in an earlier thread.

 

[Cobra Strike]

lol well damn. I'm going to master this art. Most of what I have right now is in amps. Including my bac water for my hcg. I keep drawing up the oil or water and hoping i'm not injecting shards of glass lol. I feel more comforted after reading one of you're posts on that in an earlier thread.

ya dont worry about drawing up glass bro....even the glass you cant see is to large to diffuse across the capillary membrane into the blood stream...ive been drawing out of amps for years and not one issue...I never use a filter either

 

[sniper8988]

I use a worn down sawzall blade and score it deep on one side, kinda like whackin down a tree, snaps right off! never shattered one yet...knock on wood

 

[endurance724]

Qlicksmart - Simply Safer Scalpel Blade Remover & Innovative Sharps Safety Products

these are the best ampuole openers ever made, every singe break is a clean break, its 40 bux but well god damn worth it, one time i cut my finger pretty bad tryna break sum normas.

 

[Cobra Strike]

Qlicksmart - Simply Safer Scalpel Blade Remover & Innovative Sharps Safety Products

these are the best ampuole openers ever made, every singe break is a clean break, its 40 bux but well god damn worth it, one time i cut my finger pretty bad tryna break sum normas.

wow thats expensive...mine was 7 and works perfectly everytime

 

[Dark_Side]

I remember the first time I opened a hcg amp. shattered all to hell. glass all in the powder. just mixed it and drew it up, figured the glass would be to small to go up a 29G.
After a few times I got it all figured out. Have you tried flicking them with your finger?
They may be a little harder then the hcg amps, but I like the file idea to help.

 

[DADAWG]

im telling you , i can use that triangle file tio score the neck of 100 amps and using a wash rag to cover / hold the amp with pop every top off with my thumb .

 

[Mr P]

do this^^
Let's just put it this way, if DAWG got paid 1 penny for every good advise he gives, he would've had enough money to afford a full body lasic hair removal.. lol