Funny/embarrassing sex acts?
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gator_mclusky
Man on a Mission
Mr. dB said:
Thats a threesome i want no part of....u shuldve recorded it...ud be rich!!!!
Gator
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Insane_Man
Guest
Mr. dB said:
HAHAHA where did you find that pic?
Well I'm off to jerk my meat.
Chyno
New member
Hi everyone. I am pretty new here still and I haven't really posted much but JimBob's experienced happened to me also. Except it was my live in girlfriend and we had been drinking with some friends at the apartment that night. Needless to say after all the drinking big daddy was gonna have some fun. Well the next morning when I woke up I felt like throwing up and when I got up she saw my face just as I had opened the bedroom door and my friends girlfriend saw my face also and she screamed "what the hell did you do to her!!!!" It was pretty fucked up that she had started that night and she and I both didnt even realize it.
Train Harder
New member
My last girlfriend of a few years was going down on me when diaster struck. I was 27 at the time and she was 38. She was boobing her head up and down when I just yelled at her to stop. She got some skin on the underside of my dick caught in her braces. We were laying there trying to gently undo everything but to no avail. This is when I just wanted to start crying. Finally she just jerked her head real hard and pulled free. Now as a souvenir I have a small scar on the underside of my dick that looks like 2 fang marks.
arnold023
musclemaniac
i have a friend who was 18 and loosing it to a 17yr old girl on his bed. Just seconds into it he looked down as he was laying on his back and saw blood oozing out of her and down his cock. He instantly shrivled up and had to pull it out. That is a sucky first time. I tease about it every now and then by asking him if he likes ketchup on his hot dog.
Polyamorous
PuNkInG
well i got 2, one day me & my girl were fucking hard core when next thing i know her mom busted in her room & i swear that was the funniest face ive ever seen. another time, i was fucking some girl & she said she loved me & i was like i love, then i said her sisters name.
DiscoFever
injects diesel
its fucked up cuz i go to school with polyamorous and that shit is true not to mention his girl is almost like my little sister ughhhhh
DiscoFever
injects diesel
my storys are many but heres a good one, this "theatre" girl wanted to loose her v'card so naturally im im gonna fuck her, but haha since we are sick fuckers here in texas we like to exploit these very stupid biatches, so my buddy and her friend are about a foot away from us on my bed sitting there watching, "coaching the girl im fucking. "breath deep" just let it happen" and all the while this girl looks like she is gonna cry so i turn her over and she starts suckin my dick, she leans up and sais o my god i feel like a hooker, i quickly said , WELL I AINT PAYIN FER SHIT BITCH and thats the story of how j. d. lost her virginity hahahaha
Polyamorous
PuNkInG
damn bro, its nice to know that u treat them like they deserve to be treated
Polyamorous
PuNkInG
just think, ur lil sister is fucking the shit out of my cock
faze
New member
ok this one is a bit of a long story... im at a party... and these 2 girls are on my ass the whole night. im a bit picky, so i didnt want anything to do with them... nothing wrong with them... they just werent what i wanted.
one of my boy's gfs had cheated on him... and hes like look man im desperate.
so its 6am and they wont stop calling my phone... and hes like i got some beer left wanna go ? im like look they are going to mollest me... and u better step in and get some from atleast one of them.
so we go to her place and were all sitting on the couch. the setup is, Aaron, some girl, me, then the other girl... all on the couch with our feet up on the table, and covered by a blanket. so the one to my left has her feet tangled with mine. the girl to my right has her hand on my leg. i figured... i want a story to tell the grand kids... i wounder what shed do if i went for it...
so i put my hand between her legs and go to work. my genius of a friend, puts his hand on top of mine and is basically guiding me... then he starts to massage my hand... i wanna yell at him but the girl to my right still doesnt realize whats going on...
so im enduring it... and then finally the girl to the right gets up and is like im gunna go get a cig. so i look at Aaron and im like why the fuck are u touching my hand... hes like oh shit thats you!? and so he moves his hand and we continue fucking with her... she starts ski polling it(jerkin both of us off)... and her hands are dry as fuck... so i grab her hand and im like uhh u need a lesson in jerkin off 101 or u need to stop cuz that is far from feeling good. she looks at me in utter shock... and her friend walks back in and she gets up, goes to the bathroom... comes out 5 minutes later and shes got this wet spot on her crotch... looks like shit pissed her pants... me and Aaron started laughing histerically... god i thought id never get outa there....
one of my boy's gfs had cheated on him... and hes like look man im desperate.
so its 6am and they wont stop calling my phone... and hes like i got some beer left wanna go ? im like look they are going to mollest me... and u better step in and get some from atleast one of them.
so we go to her place and were all sitting on the couch. the setup is, Aaron, some girl, me, then the other girl... all on the couch with our feet up on the table, and covered by a blanket. so the one to my left has her feet tangled with mine. the girl to my right has her hand on my leg. i figured... i want a story to tell the grand kids... i wounder what shed do if i went for it...
so i put my hand between her legs and go to work. my genius of a friend, puts his hand on top of mine and is basically guiding me... then he starts to massage my hand... i wanna yell at him but the girl to my right still doesnt realize whats going on...
so im enduring it... and then finally the girl to the right gets up and is like im gunna go get a cig. so i look at Aaron and im like why the fuck are u touching my hand... hes like oh shit thats you!? and so he moves his hand and we continue fucking with her... she starts ski polling it(jerkin both of us off)... and her hands are dry as fuck... so i grab her hand and im like uhh u need a lesson in jerkin off 101 or u need to stop cuz that is far from feeling good. she looks at me in utter shock... and her friend walks back in and she gets up, goes to the bathroom... comes out 5 minutes later and shes got this wet spot on her crotch... looks like shit pissed her pants... me and Aaron started laughing histerically... god i thought id never get outa there....
I was on a holiday with some friends in Salou Spain!
I met this beautifull girl, she was 17, I was 22, we danced al night, had some drinks!
we went to her hotelroom, had some amazing sex!!!
next night, I went out with my friends, met this amazing older woman, she was 35, but looked 28 or 29.
We danced al night, had some drinks, went to her hotel. Damn, I thought, this is the same hotel as i was yesterday.We went to her room! Holy shit I thought, I was in the room next to it the night before! Oh wel, just a very big coincedence I thought.
We had amazing sex, al night long!
She asked to go to the beach the folowing day. So we met up again, me and my friends went to the beach and there she was. Sunbathing her superb body. Next to her, there was a younger girl!, she had an amazing ass, I thuoght! AND THEN! the young girl turned round. Hi Brian, she said!
So you all fugured it out I guess! They were mother and daughter!
It was realy embarasing, that one second, I wish I could just disapear!!!
Al in all, they were okay with it, and we still keep in touch sometimes.
Oh, I had sex with them again later that holiday, so that was off course yet again, AMAZING!!
I met this beautifull girl, she was 17, I was 22, we danced al night, had some drinks!
we went to her hotelroom, had some amazing sex!!!
next night, I went out with my friends, met this amazing older woman, she was 35, but looked 28 or 29.
We danced al night, had some drinks, went to her hotel. Damn, I thought, this is the same hotel as i was yesterday.We went to her room! Holy shit I thought, I was in the room next to it the night before! Oh wel, just a very big coincedence I thought.
We had amazing sex, al night long!
She asked to go to the beach the folowing day. So we met up again, me and my friends went to the beach and there she was. Sunbathing her superb body. Next to her, there was a younger girl!, she had an amazing ass, I thuoght! AND THEN! the young girl turned round. Hi Brian, she said!
So you all fugured it out I guess! They were mother and daughter!
It was realy embarasing, that one second, I wish I could just disapear!!!
Al in all, they were okay with it, and we still keep in touch sometimes.
Oh, I had sex with them again later that holiday, so that was off course yet again, AMAZING!!
Okay, here's mine from my college days. My girl and I were out on the fairway of this public golf course under the moonlight. She's totally naked, ass in the air, suckin' my dick. Well, I'm getting close when out of the corner of my eye, I see the flashbulb of a camera from the top of the hill! Now there are flashlights pointed in our direction and coming right for us. My girl throws her clothes on while I pack up the blanket and shit into our backpack and then we tear off running with whoever it was in pursuit. We got about a half-mile and were nearing the woods and a trail we knew. Like a couple of dumb-asses, we think we're finally in the clear, and we light up a cigarette. Well those guys saw us light up, and the flashlights were on us again! Fortunately, they were still pretty far behind, and we flew through the woods and got back to campus, finally safe and anonymous among all the other kids. We never did find out who was chasing us, but given their pursuit, I figure it was a pair of cops, because if it was just someone out for a laugh they'd have taken their picture and left.
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socalgolfguy
New member
Funniest time I can recall was when my girlfriend's cat had whiskers on my left cheek and right cheek at the same time...I guess it was just gettin' to know me.
It all started with going to the gym and training legs. Came home, showered, my gf came over. She was riding me on top when I suddenly got the worst cramp I've ever gotten in my calf (still to this day even) So I jump up in bed and start punching my calf because it hurts so damn much, but it was too late and between the cries of pain and punches to the calf, I was moaning as I shot cum all over the fucking place.
sleepywizard
PaTriot
the second time that i had sex i pissed all over this chicks pussy by accident.....i laughed like a mother fu*ker........but the worst thing that happened to me and i know im not the only one is when a this chick gave me head she through up all over my dick from gagging.....i got so pissed...
