History of a Freak

MEATJONASS5515

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Howdy Guys,
This is my first post, so please take it easy on me. I will be as accurate as I can in all information shared, although much of it may go against what you've been lead to believe - and science in general.

I began working out at about 14 in my basement as a means of kicking my alcoholic father's ass. I noticed a nearly immediate metamorphosis from a skinny-fat teen to a ripped and veiny 16 year old. I always had a problem gaining weight, so even after about 6 more years toiling at 175 I was taking Kinesiology and researching steroids feverishly. The first substance I ever took was 19-NorAndro I used to smuggle into Canada. I put on maybe 10 pounds over the next 2 years....then I found out all thru high school my football buddies were on juice! I was appalled at first, but then figured "what the hell" and got an 8 week cycle of injectible Winstrol. I started eating like a horse, anything in sight, and put on 20 pounds of ripped muscle.

I knew these gains were abnormal for Winstrol (winny), so I tried EQ for 6 weeks and put on another 20 pounds of solid muscle while eating crap. The only constants were a multivite, whey protein, and Glutamine.

Now I was really starting to get somewhere. I could take as much time off between cycles and keep 90 percent of my gains and strength. No sides ever.

I continued to toil on and off untill I blew 3 discs in my back leg pressing 1200 pounds. This was last year, I was about 230, fairly ripped, bench of 405 at 5'10" tall. I took 9 months off, found out my pain meds left me with the test of an 8 year old girl, and vowed to really "tear it up". I worked out really hard for a month, then I started 500 Sustanon (sust) a week/100 anadrol ed. My back healed in record time, my weight got back up to about 235 and I started to get STRONG. Really strong. That was last summer, and I haven't taken more than a week off of some kind of steroid since. I have always run a test with another injectible, and an oral. I am now roughly 255 pounds, benching 515 (no shirt), side lateral raises controlled with 70s, and have NEVER, repeat NEVER had a side. I just started a new cycle today, 500 cyp/600EQ/500 tren E per week, and will let you guys know my progress. Its really too bad I can't workout legs anymore, because they EXPLODE. I would easily be 280 if I could do heavy legs. Oh well, we all have limitations.

I still don't have the greatest diet, I eat what I want but no sugar. My supplements consist of TrueMass from BSN, a NO, and a mens multivite along with livercare daily.

Any questions? My liver values are normal, blood pressure normal, triglycerides and cholesterol all normal. Some say I should be ill, but I only get positive results from the wonderful world of steroids. No more orals tho, just in case.......thoughts?
 
Last night I was 5'8 and 160lbs. I took a shot of test + deca and woke up this morning at 6'7 and 350lbs.

Does this mean deca works? I'm not sure? Should I stack it with something else next time? I think I could get better gains if I did.
 
I find that anal suppositories are the best for getting the most bio availability out of your steroids.
I gained 70 pounds and then crapped out 50 of that, that was this morning.
 
I broke my back in 35 different places squatting my house took 1ml of deca. Replaced all the marshmallows in my lucky charms with dbols gained 89lbs and my back was repaired by the next day.
 
Here is where you loose me...

I began working out at about 14 in my basement as a means of kicking my alcoholic father's ass. I noticed a nearly immediate metamorphosis from a skinny-fat teen to a ripped and veiny 16 year old. I always had a problem gaining weight, so even after about 6 more years toiling at 175 I was taking Kinesiology and researching steroids feverishly. The first substance I ever took was 19-NorAndro I used to smuggle into Canada. I put on maybe 10 pounds over the next 2 years....then I found out all thru high school my football buddies were on juice! I was appalled at first, but then figured "what the hell" and got an 8 week cycle of injectible Winstrol. I started eating like a horse, anything in sight, and put on 20 pounds of ripped muscle.

You start at age 14
Veiny at age 16
6 years later you are 175 That would make you 22 years old at this point
But now we are back to talking about high school where you started your first cycle.
8 weeks of Winstrol (winny) puts on 20 lbs. --maybe

But the story just doesnt add up.
 
I See The Confusion

Hey Bro,

I guess I misconstrued what I was saying......the initial Winstrol (winny) cycle was at about 22. And yes, I toiled for 6 years trying everything from HMB to Tribulus and maybe put on 5 pounds. Does that clear it up a bit? I have a buddy who wanted me to post my results and 'story' because he knows first hand - and thinks its ridiculous. I really only posted to let people know the negative hype surrounding steroids is WAY over-blown. People are far too cautious. Live fast and die large!
 
I have a buddy who wanted me to post my results and 'story' because he knows first hand - and thinks its ridiculous. I really only posted to let people know the negative hype surrounding steroids is WAY over-blown.

:bsflag:

You posted this to boost your ego. And that's it. Unless you're friend is gay for you, no man in their right mind would suggest another man post some stupid unrealistic story just "because". Especially not looking like you do.

OK, lets give you the benefit of the doubt and say all this was true. Who gives a fuck? Why would WE have questions? Nothing you posted is so impressive that I would even care. And posting how much you side lateral is so fucking gay its retarded.

One last thing... whoever told you you were 'fairly ripped' was wrong.
 
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You are not going to impress seasoned vets with those types of paragraphs.


Lets try this.

Why dont you reintroduce yourself.
Give stats and vision and plan and then ask for real advice.


People here will treat you better if you take that approach.
 
You are not going to impress seasoned vets with those types of paragraphs.


Lets try this.

Why dont you reintroduce yourself.
Give stats and vision and plan and then ask for real advice.


People here will treat you better if you take that approach.

he's not here for that. he wants everyone to bow in amazement to the fact that he can do this:

side lateral raises controlled with 70s

sooooooooo :gay2:
 
Howdy Guys! It is I... the drug smuggling, abusive father ass kicking, bad mother from the great white north!

Btw dude I looked at some pictures of some Winstrol (winny) and my deadlift shot up 86% after a nap I sure is gonna be looking at some deca pics

Very respectfully,
The freak
 
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