Horny as F*ck at work

[JayC]

alt's drive me up a wall.

 

[top2bottomdfw]

right on, top. i bagged quite a few hotties that way. get 'em liquored up then slip a finger in their ass. before they can say, "what the fuck, dude?" you're slamming them like a jackhammer.

congrats....the fucking part rarely happens with me; usually they just get a blow job and zip up and either leave or pass out. then again, yur hotter than I so I suspect you can have your way with them.

 

[montess]

just surf gay porn at work, if your hard on doesn't go away your problems stem deeper then test

 

[loqueva]

just surf gay porn at work, if your hard on doesn't go away your problems stem deeper then test

i sense that you're speaking from experience...

 

[top2bottomdfw]

i sense that you're speaking from experience...

then again, if the str8 porn is really hot they'll have good looking guys with big cocks; so just ignore where its going and its still possible to enjoy it.

 

[Aztech]

so wait...you guys enjoy sucking cock or banging a dude in the ass?

 

[Aztech]

i'm just trying to be fair and understand.

 

[top2bottomdfw]

so wait...you guys enjoy sucking cock ANDbanging a dude in the ass?

fixed. oh, the answer is 'yeah'

 

[Aztech]

fixed. oh, the answer is 'yeah'

what's the problem with banging a chick?

is it just easier to get with a gay dude?

 

[top2bottomdfw]

what's the problem with banging a chick?

is it just easier to get with a gay dude?

the banging not the problem; its what to do with them inbetween times you want sex. then again, some of the pu$$ies look like coin purses and that is a real turn off.

 

[Aztech]

so instead of finding a low maintenance chick that's cool to hang out with when you aren't having sex....you opt for a dude who is gonna try and act like a high maintenance girl?

Yeh, some roast beef looking pussies are nasty but hey, pussy is pussy and it's all sweet.

 

[estray]

the banging not the problem; its what to do with them inbetween times you want sex. then again, some of the pu$$ies look like coin purses and that is a real turn off.

So how does this fag stuff work? You fuck your buddy then go play xbox with him when youre done? Who needs bitches huh.



lol

 

[Aztech]

So how does this fag stuff work? You fuck your buddy then go play xbox with him when youre done? Who needs bitches huh.



lol

i just don't get it. i'm trying to understand. I used to fuck girls in college the go play xbox with my buddies.

I'm just not understanding.

 

[montess]

yeah I don't understand it either guys, but then again I don't care to

 

[CaptainAwesome]

no need to understand it. its not real. its all an elaborate hoax. men dont have sex with men. its an impossible concept. it doesnt happen.

 

[Aztech]

no need to understand it. its not real. its all an elaborate hoax. men dont have sex with men. its an impossible concept. it doesnt happen.

i have to believe this. I can't believe anything else. It's like marrying your buddy for tax benefits or getting his unemployed ass under your medical and dental plan.

 

[top2bottomdfw]

i have to believe this. I can't believe anything else. It's like marrying your buddy for tax benefits or getting his unemployed ass under your medical and dental plan.

wow; both are great ideas. friends with benefits takes yet another meaning!

 

[MassMonster86]

the thickness of the penis is determined by two muscles; the Ischio Cavernous (IC) and Bulbo Cavernous (BC). These two sheets of voluntary (striated) muscle wrap around the shaft of the penis like the belts on a radial tire.

 

[top2bottomdfw]

the thickness of the penis is determined by two muscles; the Ischio Cavernous (IC) and Bulbo Cavernous (BC). These two sheets of voluntary (striated) muscle wrap around the shaft of the penis like the belts on a radial tire.

thank you; that is strangely erotic the way you write that!

 

[Acid]

Yeh, some roast beef looking pussies are nasty but hey, pussy is pussy and it's all sweet.

Hey, I love roast beef!