How many girls have you dropped a deuce on during sex?

[Chips]

Shit, I thought a deuce was a load.....fuck that's sick.

 

[Insane_Man]

Either 2 or 3. 1 may have been a dude and I don't wish to find out....

 

[Goat Ass]

Shit, I thought a deuce was a load.....fuck that's sick.

it is a load. a butt load.

ah hell, what did you vote for? we need to fix the poll.

 

[Chips]

I think the poll should be a little more blunt, like how many girls have you shit on.....Who the fuck gets pleasure out of shitting on girls anyway?????

 

[Goat Ass]

32% of the respondents to the poll, apparently

 

[shaggz]

i would crap on a girl if she craped on me first

 

[Lookinthick]

Goat Ass has the right mentality going with these polls.

Good job....can't wait for the next topic

B.t.w. zero for me

 

[AMAZING]

15-20

 

[Jimmykick]

a buddy of mine shit himself while fucking a girl. He sharted all over the bed and he hoped she didn't smell it before he finished. He was trying to finish and get his load out when she threw him off and saw the shit all over his legs and the bed. She rolled over and puked and grabbed her clothes and ran out of the apartment. he just laid there and laughed his ass off. Even today he can't finish the story without laughing his ass off.

 

[SWOLED]

never had dropped one on a chick but i would like to oneday just to hear the plop and laugh about it the next day).

 

[n8zdogg]

There's some shit (no pun intended) ...You should really keep to yourself

 

[bigshow97]

There are some sick bastards on this forum..........yet I keep coming back for more.

 

[Swellin]

Either 2 or 3. 1 may have been a dude and I don't wish to find out....

At first, I thought this was the funniest reply I have read all day...so it defintely gets style points!

However, this little jewel popped up and damn near killed me....

a buddy of mine shit himself while fucking a girl. He sharted all over the bed and he hoped she didn't smell it before he finished. He was trying to finish and get his load out when she threw him off and saw the shit all over his legs and the bed. She rolled over and puked and grabbed her clothes and ran out of the apartment. he just laid there and laughed his ass off. Even today he can't finish the story without laughing his ass off.

For the record...ZERO for me.

 

[Split Personality]

THAT'S fucked up. any girl shits on me Ill jack her jaw up to her eyelids.

LOL.......that is some funny shit....no pun intended.

 

[BigRonWannabee]

My buddies roomate fuck a chick once, got done and passed out. He ended up shitting his boxers that night, woke up and realized what he did.

Now, the chick was drunk as fuck and as such, passed out into one of those coma blackouts.

Imagine this, he decides to take the shit out of his boxers and put it in her panties. Smushes it in a bit and leaves her to find that shit the next morning.

The look on her face - id pay a LOT of money to have seen her first impression.

 

[Kato]

a buddy of mine shit himself while fucking a girl. He sharted all over the bed and he hoped she didn't smell it before he finished. He was trying to finish and get his load out when she threw him off and saw the shit all over his legs and the bed. She rolled over and puked and grabbed her clothes and ran out of the apartment. he just laid there and laughed his ass off. Even today he can't finish the story without laughing his ass off.

brilliant!