how often do you get oral ...

oral: how often do you get it per week

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jph said:
i don't even think about getting oral anymore, shit...i consider myself lucky if i am getting anything remotely resembling sex from my wife. the bad thing is, she don't want to give up the sex, but doesn't want me getting it anywhere else either. (shit, i'm getting madder and madder as i type!)

thats some funny shit...... my wife is the same way.... bitch wont put out without me actually begging for 4 - 7 days straight. Then the worst part is the sex lasts for 30 frickin seconds 'cause im so backed up and horney as fuck I cant last.... THEN, i'm appologizing all night that i was a one pump chump and she didnt cum....

welcome to married life u lucky single bastards.......
 
seti said:
thats some funny shit...... my wife is the same way.... bitch wont put out without me actually begging for 4 - 7 days straight. Then the worst part is the sex lasts for 30 frickin seconds 'cause im so backed up and horney as fuck I cant last.... THEN, i'm appologizing all night that i was a one pump chump and she didnt cum....

welcome to married life u lucky single bastards.......



what gets me is they would rather argue about it for hours rather than take the 20 mins. to just give it up. what gets me even worse is i still can't bring myself to cheat on her. (before anyone else says it... :o wned!)
 
thats cause you haven't or she has'nt found you yet, lol! I bet if you had some 20yr old with a nice ass wanting to hang out w/you, you'd would be on it like rice.
 
mick-g said:
thats cause you haven't or she has'nt found you yet, lol! I bet if you had some 20yr old with a nice ass wanting to hang out w/you, you'd would be on it like rice.



there have been offers, but i have 2 kids to think about also(1 girl and 1 boy)...i haven't seen a piece of ass anywhere worth giving them up for. i'll admit, it's very hard to pass up when things are like they are in the bedroom at home, but i have to keep hoping it will get better.
 
yea so i used to get it all the time. but me and my girl have been going out for a while now and i pretty much never get it anymore. I hate this bullshit
 
needtolosequick said:
Thats not worse, you're married brodda man. Cheating is for girlfriends and fuck buddies.



i agree with you bro, but it's just that sometimes i feel like a chump for just living with it you know...hell, i am a 35 year old man and i definately enjoy a good sex life, when i was younger and dating all kinds of women i used to get more pussy than i could take care of. when i got divorced from my wife and started going out again i realized that the girls that like to throw that pussy at you are still readily available and i took plenty of advantage. my wife and i worked things out and got re-married...now it's gone from getting pussy all the time to practicly begging for any hint of sex...i just don't think a man should have to beg HIS WIFE for sex, especially when i still know plenty of phone numbers of willing participants. but like i said...i can't do that, because i love her too much to do that to her. (i just hope she changes that shit SOON!)
 
poof said:
ok so my fiance wanted me to to ask the boys how often their girls REALLY give oral sex per week as im constantly asking and we've been debating this for awhile

she thinks once per week is enough and i should be grateful for that

lets keep the results honest and thanks for helping me out :D


once a week if im lucky, but i'm married.....your not so you should get it more until that day....also i am willing to give my girl oral 2 or 3 times a week, so she should to, it only fare.......

:bj:
 
Lion8974 said:
You need to ask yourself... "I'm I willing to settle on something I enjoy that is intimate with my girlfriend/wife/mate? I am willing to tolerate what she thinks I should be thankful for when we are married?" If so, you are going to be able to pass on post cycle therapy (pct) as your testicles will be in her purse. You should move on! I gaurantee there are other women who are just exactly like her AND are crazy about oral (give and receive).

However, if staying with your current woman is acceptable, look at it from this angle...

I dated my wife for 7 years and have been married for 3 years now. "I'm Tired" or "I'm not in the mood" are a standard reply to everything romance related now. I decided to start having fun when she says it, I do one of the following:

1) when she falls asleep, I go to her car and turn up the radio volume, windshield wipers, etc.

2) see how many times I can teabag her before she wakes up. Current highest count is 6.

3) I video tape her sleeping. However, I am currently f*cking with her while she sleeps (cat toy on the nose, pull the covers off her so she gets cold/turn the heating blanket up as high as it goes, fart as close to her face all through the night until I go to bed, etc.)

4) Vaseline dots on her face so she has a light acne break out in the morning.

5) Rub one off into her hair and wipe your dick off on her check (if you are quick enough to do so).

6) Buy a bottle of lube and leave it in a place she will find it and observe it is full. The next night, pour half of it out before you go to bed. Again, leave it in a place where she will find it. When she makes a comment, just tell her that you have needs and currently they aren't being met so you are using alternatives. Strip clubs and porn is next.

7) give her pajama's an evening spritz as she sleeps. Basically, dribble a little piss on her clothes. It is so funny to see her try and figure out why she smells.

Oh the humanity! Don't get made... Get even!



HOLY SHIT! I have never laughed so hard reading anything in my life... dude your post should have gotten more credit... my fuckin face hurts from laughing so hard! Greatest post ever on the forum!!!
 
jph said:
i don't even think about getting oral anymore, shit...i consider myself lucky if i am getting anything remotely resembling sex from my wife. the bad thing is, she don't want to give up the sex, but doesn't want me getting it anywhere else either. (shit, i'm getting madder and madder as i type!)

http://www.fastseduction.com/discussion/fs?action=10&boardid=2&fid=105

post your story. these people will get you on track to fucking the shit out of her whenever you want.
 
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