how to pass a piss test while on gear???

[PrincessTitty]

There are several machines like The Urinator that you fill up with a clean-mans urine and it will piss it for you. I think there are a few out there with a prostetic penis for the fags that watch you piss.

The above mentioned, "Hey dude can you back up, you're giving me performance issues here" sounds like it would work everytime.

I've also heard about powedered animal urine, but that wouldn't help in these cases. Every drug test i've taken has been me, by myself, in closed doors and I was clean at each time. (Before juice, never smoke pot)

 

[PrincessTitty]

that detoxify website seems interesting. it woujld be even better with an email address of phone number

 

[NCAASFINEST]

Hey bro, Every time I've pissed it been in a stall with the NCAA tester behind me. Three of my teammates participated in the NFL combine and said that the tester stood over the toilet and watched. I've used all those methods before and they have all worked. The only problem is that last year when I used the visene bottle the NCAA tester said that there was not enough urine to do the test. He told me to go drink water and come back in a half hour or so I had to keep having my teamate refill the bottle twice befor the motherfucker was satisfied. So I asked around and this is kind of sick but It worked. sorry this won't help you but it might help someone else.
Go to a medical supply store and get a exterior urostomy bag. Have a clean source piss in it. the bag adhears to your stomach so the piss is kept at body temp. When it's time to piss just unclip the bag and pour it out. If the tester has any questions tell them you had a Lower Urilogic Infection. I've done it once and it worked. No questions, No Comments it was like the tester had seen it before.

Good luck bro.

 

[shakey]

Why not go clean from now until your show then see if there is a home AS drug testing kit available somewhere that you can do on yourself to see if its cleared your system?? just a thought.

 

[malibu350]

lots of good ideas I appreciate them all...the only thing with going clean is I was trying to hit the super heavy weight, and that would require probably gaining about 20 or so lbs of lean mass, I just want to place good in my first show. The other problem that I have is it's on Lackland AFB in san antonio....and needless to say I have more connections there than just this one competition. So I'm not sure how the testing is...I know that I had a piss test the first day that I started using....and I passed it no problem. That's because all they test for is pot and all the other "rec" type drugs. I got some time still. I think everything that I'm taking would be out of my system in 6 months. Just taking Test E is probably all I'll be using...and maybe some dbol if I think about it. Well any other ideas anyone has would be appreciated. Thanks again.