I know this is not the place for this but....

slip a laxative of some form into the food and wait for him to eat it... easy way to fix things. it'll make sure he never touches your shit again.


or just bury him, whatever is less trouble
 
I have the type of job where I see people all tge time and I eat when I can and after going to the gym I like to come home relax and eat something. So I am helping a buddy out who is down and out but what pisses me the fuck off is when I come home from the gym amd there is no fucking food in the fridge. I mean I know the guy is hurting, amd I bought him food and he ate my food and his. I know he is depressed but fuck me man. The only thing that throws me over the edge is not having shit to eat after a work out and today I seriously almost lost my cool with this guy.

Thanks for letting me vent ology
Give the guy a break... He's probably just hungry after runnin your juice!
 
Put a fucking bomb in your next meal. I promise you it will be the last food he will ever eat...
And it will release his pain as well. He will learn a lesson for his life!!

I'm not joking... dont touch the mother fuckin food!!
 
Dude I have 4 rules. 1 don't fukk with my food especially if I was excited to eat it 2. don't fukk wit my money 3. don't fukk wit my gear 4. don't fukk wit my bitch (wonder what my girl would say if she saw the order she is in)
 
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