i love my gf...BUT

[funktafarian]

how can call someone you've never met in person your girlfriend?

 

[shaved_head_in_NC]

He found his girlfriend here
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders

 

[gorilla_boy]

I fucked her.

 

[pushnpedl]

If both of you were virgins my perspective would be different. However, she isnt one and she is in another state telling you about dick she has had speaks volumes. She needs to get laid and so do you. Buy a plane ticket or get a g/f in the area. If you were getting some pussy, you'd be alot more confident in a "long distant relationship". I think there is a silent oath pledged in a realtionship like that. Its kinda like i love you enuff not to tell you about who i am fucking now. It may sound twisted but it has worked for me

-push

 

[perkin]

Flip her over...do her from behind and right when your about to nut punch her in the back of the head and stick it in the wrong hole then ask her if she remembers your name

YEAH GOOD OLD DONKEY PUNCH

 

[rookie03]

what city does she live in? live in california alotta girls are ass holes. to be honest with you man you should never be tied down to someone you never met. once she moves you out their then you can go out with her. and by the way, and theirs so many dumb ass bitches around here... her saying . c.r.a.z.y. stuff in the hot tub type shit... 99.9999 percent says shes one of the dumb ass girls out here. no offense or anything buddy just bein honest with you.

 

[BigRonWannabee]

does she e-swallow ?

spot on, spot on

 

[Irish Lad]

Hey guys I found her.
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/11/11/ugly_girl.jpg

 

[gooby]

are u a 300 lb computer geek? your 18 go out and fuck some chicks start w/ ugly fat ones they always make you feel better about your self. they well suck you off after you fucked them. it's a good pick-me up. lay some pipe dude. live a little

 

[pushnpedl]

Hey guys I found her.
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/11/11/ugly_girl.jpg

ugh

 

[Goat Ass]

mickey, you should jack off in an envelope and mail it to her. its perfectly legal and a little known fact of biology is, sperm does not mold! once she gets it she will see how horny you really are and she will e-fuck your brains out

 

[montess]

and she will e-fuck your brains out

give me her address, I could use some

 

[rookie03]

ok this guy hasnt replied or anything... i think this was just a hoax he just wanted to get a rise outta people... i mean who the hell dates someone they never met?

 

[montess]

... i mean who the hell dates someone they never met?

I do, I am currently e-dating a ton of celebs and pornstars. Last night I fucked the shit out of Carmen Electra, from behind.

 

[rookie03]

hahahaha

 

[dienerfan]

Drop her hard. She may be one of those folks, men and women included, who bounce back to the same "other" very often. She obviously has a back-up plan, and unless you want to be liek the other guy...I assume bringing flowers, all that lovey dovey homo crap? Like Jeff Foxworthy said, "She may not be riding him already, but the saddle is out and she has staked one out from the herd."

 

[saddclownn]

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she obviously wants u to fuck her..
ur just taking shit the wrong way sucka

 

[Lhegmahn]

...

Flip her over...do her from behind and right when your about to nut punch her in the back of the head....then ask her if she remembers your name

for variation try changing the 'punch line' eg: Who's yo daddee?, Whas my name, beetch? or even ... Whaaatt?

 

[joetrice]

this is the best thread ever. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jl1112]

all bitches suck just get used to it