If you were a Pornstar, what would your name be?

Greazy-Pickle said:
lol actually my wife isnt into the whole pickle thing at all. and ive only did it with one girl back in highschool and thats where the nickname came from.. but i dont mind looking at chicks fucking pickles.cucumbers,cell phones or anything.. i like nasty bitches what can i say..
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Maybe you'll like this then. There was this girl in highschool I had the biggest crush on..by the way when I was in highschool I was fat, no confidence at all etc. so obviously i never acted on it. Anyways she was a puck slut love the hockey players. Found out she went to this party and had herself a little gang bang with 6 or 7 of the kids from our rivals hockey team..story goes..at the end she took 2 skoal cans and fit them in sideways..ever since then that shit turns me off.
 
drewbolic said:
I respect that...I once watched this chick fuck my boy stick shift,Ill admit it-I sticking out like a boner in sweat pants!It was pretty hot.So I can see that.Ive been to partys with strippers and they take the beer bottle right out your hand and make it disappear...lol
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lmao@boner in sweat pants..
strippers are fun dude.. you take the nice girl and marry her.. but leave the nasty shit too the sluts.. the girls that have self respect and good morals are the ones you lock down.. but the girls that go to parties and just thrive on attention because they need it.. their the fun ones.. theyll let you do anything.. barnzy you gotta capitalize on that shit bro.. if she wants to be a slut.. let her be.. and take advantage of it..
 
Greazy-Pickle said:
lmao@boner in sweat pants..
strippers are fun dude.. you take the nice girl and marry her.. but leave the nasty shit too the sluts.. the girls that have self respect and good morals are the ones you lock down.. but the girls that go to parties and just thrive on attention because they need it.. their the fun ones.. theyll let you do anything.. barnzy you gotta capitalize on that shit bro.. if she wants to be a slut.. let her be.. and take advantage of it..
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lol too late..im locked down man...i had my fair share tho
 
dont know yet.. we cant find out for a few more weeks.. she just pissed on the stick 3days ago... went to the doc yesterday and shes 5weeks in.. and thankyou..
 
Greazy-Pickle said:
dont know yet.. we cant find out for a few more weeks.. she just pissed on the stick 3days ago... went to the doc yesterday and shes 5weeks in.. and thankyou..
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Woot, congrats bro... I put the foot down at 1, she's all I can handle :D


Btw, Dr Hibbert's stripper name was one of the best IMO... Malcolm Sex and he'd "satisfy the ladies... by any means necessary."
 
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Ur schtick is still working bro! right on..A! If it's another girl than it's a pretty good natural booster to pack om more muscle! I only have one daughter and holy shit is she smart..she tutors other kids in school. She's 8 and I'm so proud of her! I always dreamed of having a boy, but after watching and helping her devolep into a beatitful smart young lady.. I really don't care! And women make awesome hockey players!! Any names ur thinking of for boy/girl? ....peace.
 
jimbo79 said:
Ur schtick is still working bro! right on..A! If it's another girl than it's a pretty good natural booster to pack om more muscle! I only have one daughter and holy shit is she smart..she tutors other kids in school. She's 8 and I'm so proud of her! I always dreamed of having a boy, but after watching and helping her devolep into a beatitful smart young lady.. I really don't care! And women make awesome hockey players!! Any names ur thinking of for boy/girl? ....peace.
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girl/boy doesnt matter to me.. i love all kids.. as far as names go havent decided..
def has to be an italian name though... for a girl i like Adriana but theres so many others.. for a boy i like Trevino,,, but again theres too many..lol we always try to keep the names in the family. meaning going back and looking at great uncles and great grandfathers and using their names.. little bit of an italian tradition.. capiche?
 
Greazy-Pickle said:
girl/boy doesnt matter to me.. i love all kids.. as far as names go havent decided..
def has to be an italian name though... for a girl i like Adriana but theres so many others.. for a boy i like Trevino,,, but again theres too many..lol we always try to keep the names in the family. meaning going back and looking at great uncles and great grandfathers and using their names.. little bit of an italian tradition.. capiche?
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Yeah i understand.. jus don't name her/him da situation! jus jking bro!
 
lol.. those guys from that show are a bunch of fake ass italians.. and do nothing but give us a bad reputation.. youll only find them "wanna bes" in seaside.. other than that were good people.. those guys have zero class..
 
Greazy-Pickle said:
lol.. those guys from that show are a bunch of fake ass italians.. and do nothing but give us a bad reputation.. youll only find them "wanna bes" in seaside.. other than that were good people.. those guys have zero class..
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i agree! they are fn immature! And jus was a joke show! I'd bet any of them i could kick there ass in an arm wrestle! And fist to fist i'd take ronny first then work my way thru them. They act fn tuff but thas it! If I gad another gurl i'd name her Anber-rae if a boy prolly would have to think about it.... But keep ur schtick on da ice bro!
 
When I seen this post, I had to laugh, earlier last week I was thinking I was thinking this same question and I came up with Harry Cox.
 
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