If you were a Pornstar, what would your name be?

[Moose25]

Professor Van LongDong... if it was an asian porn I would probably go by Hung Wang. The street name and middle name would be Joseph Moose, or probably JOMO. That flows a little better. Congratulations on the good news bro! I bet your excited to find out what your next kid will be. Let us know when you find out the sex

 

[beatngyou27]

Christopher Benito

 

[DFW]

Congrats as well and mine would be Mr. Meat Hammer

 

[Cam01]

Anal Specialist.

 

[Mcstabberson]

Elliot Beachwood

 

[wakejunkie]

Geek Rancharo..lol

 

[J2M]

lol...

 

[PITBULL187]

the dick slinger or the pussy slayer

 

[SilentBob187]

Robert Brushwood

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Ive had this nickname forever. cause of highschool. I was known very well by the ladies as Tony The Tiger.

 

[fognozzle]

Richard Driver or Ben Demover

 

[FairyCake]

Scot Bucketfuls... George Johnson Hoover III

 

[rocko3927]

robocock staring in in-diana jones

 

[Polynikes666]

Using the first pet/street name formula: Igor Winchester. Beat that!

Poly

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Using the first pet/street name formula: Igor Winchester. Beat that!

Poly

Icecream Splattercone. lmfao!

 

[Jusselin]

Nigel Beck

 

[Jusselin]

Icecream Splattercone. lmfao!

bahahaha

 

[FairyCake]

How about a real name.... a guy in my company is called Frank Fuck. For real, no joke. Some IT buds of mine were board so they started looking for strange names in the directory. And AS IF that last name isn't just bees knees, his intials are FF... for all you non-homoculturals FF usual stands for Fuck Friend or Fist Fuck.

I hope that boy owned that name, otherwise his bitch ass got a hard ride since birth. Did I just say bitch ass got a hard ride?... I think I gave myself a stiffy.

 

[TheAdversary]

Butch Justice

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

How about a real name.... a guy in my company is called Frank Fuck. For real, no joke. Some IT buds of mine were board so they started looking for strange names in the directory. And AS IF that last name isn't just bees knees, his intials are FF... for all you non-homoculturals FF usual stands for Fuck Friend or Fist Fuck.

I hope that boy owned that name, otherwise his bitch ass got a hard ride since birth. Did I just say bitch ass got a hard ride?... I think I gave myself a stiffy.

HONEST TO GOD... MY DAD'S BEST FRIEND OF 40 YEARS OR SO's LEGAL NAME IS RICHARD FELT. HE GOES BY "DICK". HE TOLD ME A STORY ONE TIME THAT AS A TEENAGER IN SCHOOL, HE HAD TO HAVE HIS PARENTS ADDRESS THE PRINCIPAL CAUSE WHEN THEY CALLED OUT FOR ATTENDANCE, THEY WOULD ALWAYS CALL LAST NAME, FIRST.......

FELT, DICK....

THATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK!