If you were a Pornstar, what would your name be?

[Die$eL~Man]

Pussy Pounder

 

[bench master]

Rex Cherries

 

[Natehayes]

Using the pet/street formula...

Lucifer Colby.

not bad.

 

[mlc31]

pet/street combination:

Tootles Ridgeway. (little sister picked out the dog's name)
Fuck me.

 

[rocko3927]

HONEST TO GOD... MY DAD'S BEST FRIEND OF 40 YEARS OR SO's LEGAL NAME IS RICHARD FELT. HE GOES BY "DICK". HE TOLD ME A STORY ONE TIME THAT AS A TEENAGER IN SCHOOL, HE HAD TO HAVE HIS PARENTS ADDRESS THE PRINCIPAL CAUSE WHEN THEY CALLED OUT FOR ATTENDANCE, THEY WOULD ALWAYS CALL LAST NAME, FIRST.......

FELT, DICK....

THATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

i always thought that dick trickle was a fucked up name.. and he is a famous nascar driver. who fuckin names there kid that...

 

[J-Roberts-77]

Steven Sugar Daddy

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

I have a "sneaking suspicion" that quite a few of these pornstar "monikers" may just CUM to life at the

1st Annual Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) Meet and Greet BEACH BASH AT THE "W" ON FT. LAUDERDALE BEACH..... Thurs., Nov. 3-6, 2011!!!

 

[dialtone]

sticking with Tom Hanks. super sexy.

 

[carolinacrackah]

Buttersworth McPicklefingers

 

[BIGFOOD]

Bigfood

 

[carolinacrackah]

Bigfood

I googled Bigfood + porn....i didnt come up with anything but gay stuff.

 

[BIGFOOD]

gay for pay...

 

[carolinacrackah]

gay for pay...

You didnt make me pay you.

 

[BIGFOOD]

rub my abs

 

[carolinacrackah]

I told you not to fall in love with me BigFood. BTW have you had a blood test recently.
P.S. AIDS

 

[Toolshed23]

If I could choose any name it would be Longrod Van Hugendong!!!! hahahaha

 

[jamesl0822]

Plain and simple...Mister... no last name & no frills just thrills

 

[coolhandjames]

Dr. Fill

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Die$el Dick

 

[PartyCan]

Ramrod