i'm a virgin. advice

CaptainAwesome said:
you need warm the girl up before sticking your dick between her legs. what you should do to get her real wet is jam your dick in her ass suddenly and hard then pull it out and stick it in her snatch. she will love it.
great free advise ! this will work 99.9% of the time ! :eyes:
 
Die$eL~Man said:
great free advise ! this will work 99.9% of the time ! :eyes:


Agreed. Veritas, we're not here to see you fail. Don't listen to the fvckin newbies. Stick with the tried-and-true advice given by the vets. That would be CaptainAwesome, 1BadBeast, Kojie, Diesel, and myself. I've personally used this info and it has worked over 99% of the time.
 
I was 24 my first time, and very nervous about it. According to my lady she expected that it wouldnt be great my first time, first time sex is sometimes akward with a new person, double that when its my first time ever.... with anyone.

If it were me Id just say hey, ive never done this before so ya know.... if they are expecting some porn superstar sex god action from you, they need to reconsider.

Just relax and enjoy
 
Milhouse said:
roofies work well
probally the best advice given so far, as for the rest of you. You guys need to be a little more serious, this dudes got a serious problem be sympathetic. The guy needs to get laid already
 
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