is this a little inspirational?

JohnnyVain

JohnnyVain

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hows this for a pic. ITS ME!!! when i was 19 i had my 3rd modeling job in NY ( was living in NC born and raised) and so this time I was going to move to NY and stop traveling up there. I was 210lbs and super lean. built like a tree for a 19yr old natural kid with a small medium frame. I was on the way to the gym on my kawakazi 7R ninja and some bitch ran a red light and cuts left in the intersection..hitting me HEAD ON. i was doing 35..she was doing at least that too. my head went thru windshield and went up the glass splitting it in half..i came out and flew a supposed 20 yards (so i was told) i didnt know how bad i was till a few days later. I actually died before gettin to hospital.. I had broken ankle...shattered knee, broken 4-arm, broke collar bone in 3...cracked shoulder blade...broke jaw in 5 spots, i was cut almost in half like jason vorheese hit me with a machete from the neck down the mid chest...no shit, if u had jerked my right arm..u wld have pulled me in half. so i had a ripped jugular the trapezius and chest muscle was ripped..not cut but ripped apart. OH and i almost forgot...my fkn ball sack was ripped open.. holy crap!!! guess they just wrapped the testes up and stuffed em back in ...haha and they stapled up everything.
 
oh yea and

believe it or not...doc told everyone i'd be in for almost a month. i spent three days in ICU then 4 days in a reg room...the first day in it i demanded rehab and was walking around, with alot of ppl helping me of course..but i was doing it. i got out in a friggin week!!! i was paralysed in right side for months. went down to 135lbs. went thru some crap where they snake wires in my muscles and they shock em to try and work em ....and i did rehab till i got function and they no longer had the weight heavy enuff so i quit and went bak to gym haha.
now here i am...gettin advice and help to become a BB haha. hopefully.
 
That's what it looked like in between the virgin's legs when i had sex for the first time. Memories.
 
haha

yea i always aid that pic looked like cherry pie. you see my jaw line at top of pic ..see the hair on my face. i didnt know my balls were exploded till the 4th day ...and they took cathider out..and i had to pee on my own...i looked down and was like ..HOLY SHIT! it looked like a baseball...but instead of the red stitching..it was chrome staples. but it all works...so no biggie. that pic was me on the table before they brought me back ...and started working. yowsa.
I dont get it?..joanie vain?
and nah..the contacts didnt start up till a few years ago...
 
I thought that was a picture of a rectal prolapse when I first saw it, i was like oh shit its an accident with a really big fickin dildo!!!

Huh, i thought I saw a thoracotomy incision on your back, makes sinse
 
where at in nc.? i moved to my current location from charlotte. cool spot. i was run over by a drunk driver when i was 10. that was the first of my three meda-vac air flights. you look like you were pretty frickin lucky.
 
luck....??

yea i have the kind of luck that sucks. its like....i wind up doing things that should kill me...but instead of being dead...im "lucky" and live but wind up wiht injuries i have to live with forever. that accident messed up modeling for me for a loooong ass time. the scars were too big...now they are flat but still there but make up fixes that.
man my body has been thru such a beating i cant imagine how i'll be when im old.
 
JohnnyVain said:
yea i have the kind of luck that sucks. its like....i wind up doing things that should kill me...but instead of being dead...im "lucky" and live but wind up wiht injuries i have to live with forever. that accident messed up modeling for me for a loooong ass time. the scars were too big...now they are flat but still there but make up fixes that.
man my body has been thru such a beating i cant imagine how i'll be when im old.
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Ur butthole has been through a beating. Dude i thought u were old arent u 30? :agreed:
 
pickle bunny said:
Ahhhh jezzzz there goes ma breakfast..
:Puke:
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Ole Johnnyt needs to do some squats too apparently.

Sorry, i shouldn't have been looking at his butt. :gay2:

It was either that or the half shirt.

OK, i'm outta this thread for good. Where's the bleach for my eyes?
 
everyone

everyone out of this thread..haha.
man you guys are HARSH!!!! ...
You guys will be postin pics and makin gay jokes 5 years from now on here about me.
only diff is...i'll be 250lbs shreaded. (or dead) I hope. (not the dead part)
 
BiGnNasty said:
LMAO RJ where did u find that one hahahaha?!?! i hadnt seen that pic yet. Straight out of Gay pride Mag right there!
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it was in his first thread. i think it was titled

"ok, I'm so gay (duhhh), but I'm thinking of competing"
 
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