Its 4.30 in the morning and i NEED help!

[Docd187]

Can we petition the mods for some street fighter-esque smilees and maybe some anime ones for Kaname?

 

[Vino 1]

Can we petition the mods for some street fighter-esque smilees and maybe some anime ones for Kaname?

Hahaha hell yea that'd be cool.

 

[TitaniumDog]

I take 100mg ephedrine and 200mg caffeine 2-3x/day and I sleep like a baby.

 

[kaname]

Can we petition the mods for some street fighter-esque smilees and maybe some anime ones for Kaname?

 

[Vino 1]

Dude is that Chun Li?? Please we need pics of her beautiful thighs!!

 

[kaname]

I would love some anime ones. The site I go to doesn't have enough, and most are from shows I don't watch.

 

[Docd187]

I don't know anymore whether you're simply human or a great deity. Compliments cannot do justice for what I felt when looking at those smilees. I feel like Zeus himself stepped down off his throne and bred with cleopatra whose offspring in turn mated with Aphrodite. The resulting love child I'm beginning to believe is you Kaname. Akin to Hercules, half-man half-God you may be, your presence among us mortals is a gift bestowed to us for being the God fearing men we are. You are charioted down on tapestry finer than that of Aladdin's magic carpet while sipping on an elixir of the blood of man combined with the juices Vida Guera that have drizzled down the Trail of Tears. To say your presence is welcomed aboard the boards is an understatement, your aura is necessitated. To have said earlier "no-homo" was a gross miscalculation since now I would permit some homo, maybe up to 62%, like an obedient dog who humps your leg out of excitement. Your constant daily struggle between good and evil is not only understood but appreciated and it is for that reason a spot at the throne of men is in reservation of your presence. The human race toils away in the fields of the Elysian forests in vain hope that it can ever come with something worthy of you as penance. I do not know how you found us worthy Kaname-san to be included in your grand scheme for the universe but we are mere tools to the means of your end. Fear not the employment of us to alleviate the burden of that which has been placed on you, for we are here to serve. Your miraculous attempts to educate the foolish are not in vain, we ARE watching and making note. Your disciples will not disappoint. Hopefully your presence here is a long and fruitful one Herr Kaname, I know I for one look forward to what the future may hold for you.


Your humble compadre,
The Doc

 

[Vino 1]

Oh gawd damn.

 

[kaname]

I don't know anymore whether you're simply human or a great deity. Compliments cannot do justice for what I felt when looking at those smilees. I feel like Zeus himself stepped down off his throne and bred with cleopatra whose offspring in turn mated with Aphrodite. The resulting love child I'm beginning to believe is you Kaname. Akin to Hercules, half-man half-God you may be, your presence among us mortals is a gift bestowed to us for being the God fearing men we are. You are charioted down on tapestry finer than that of Aladdin's magic carpet while sipping on an elixir of the blood of man combined with the juices Vida Guera that have drizzled down the Trail of Tears. To say your presence is welcomed aboard the boards is an understatement, your aura is necessitated. To have said earlier "no-homo" was a gross miscalculation since now I would permit some homo, maybe up to 62%, like an obedient dog who humps your leg out of excitement. Your constant daily struggle between good and evil is not only understood but appreciated and it is for that reason a spot at the throne of men is in reservation of your presence. The human race toils away in the fields of the Elysian forests in vain hope that it can ever come with something worthy of you as penance. I do not know how you found us worthy Kaname-san to be included in your grand scheme for the universe but we are mere tools to the means of your end. Fear not the employment of us to alleviate the burden of that which has been placed on you, for we are here to serve. Your miraculous attempts to educate the foolish are not in vain, we ARE watching and making note. Your disciples will not disappoint. Hopefully your presence here is a long and fruitful one Herr Kaname, I know I for one look forward to what the future may hold for you.


Your humble compadre,
The Doc

Somebody is drinking early in the day. Lmao, I'm so voting this post for best post of the year. ....I don't even know how to respond. My wife would disagree with 100% of everything you wrote though.

 

[Docd187]

Somebody is drinking early in the day. Lmao, I'm so voting this post for best post of the year. ....I don't even know how to respond. My wife would disagree with 100% of everything you wrote though.

I only drink a handful of times a year and being on my first cycle now, today isn't one of them lol. Haven't had a drink since my bday in January. Toking is more my thing. A response from you is not necessary, your mere presence suffices. I would hope your wife can see through the light that enshrines your being and agree with me wholeheartedly. If this is not the case direct her to this thread here so that I may back up my claims with "scientific peer-reviewed studies". If she acquiesces I will grant her access to travel with you on your chariot into the kingdom of man and if not I would gladly argue with her till I'm blue in the face until she concedes the fact that she married a god among men. In either scenario you shall remain untainted, trust me my friend, she must be made to see the truth. (Hopefully I didn't cross the line by mentioning your wife bro, I hope you know I mean absolutely no disrespect towards her. If I did I apologize and will edit my post).

Anyway off to pin and train with the knowledge I have been fortunate enough to talk to a street fighter loving deity today lmao!!