Just for you halfwit, you called it...lol

taefighter72

taefighter72

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Okay my man. My girl and I just got done hmmm...visiting. Lol. She looks at me and says...
her "you look so much bigger. Are you back on the steroids?"
Me " I was like baby...you can check my delts...booty...no injections honey.
Her "last ones were oral!"

Said nope...busting my ass in the gym and lots of protein.

Halfwit..Just because I've gained over 10 lbs in 3 weeks.
Test cyp 2 CC a week and 50mg of winstrol.
 
taefighter72 said:
Okay my man. My girl and I just got done hmmm...visiting. Lol. She looks at me and says...
her "you look so much bigger. Are you back on the steroids?"
Me " I was like baby...you can check my delts...booty...no injections honey.
Her "last ones were oral!"

Said nope...busting my ass in the gym and lots of protein.

Halfwit..Just because I've gained over 10 lbs in 3 weeks.
Test cyp 2 CC a week and 50mg of winstrol.
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buahaha, nice, whatca gonna do if you start breaking out like a mofo ?
 
taefighter72 said:
Okay my man. My girl and I just got done hmmm...visiting. Lol. She looks at me and says...
her "you look so much bigger. Are you back on the steroids?"
Me " I was like baby...you can check my delts...booty...no injections honey.
Her "last ones were oral!"

Said nope...busting my ass in the gym and lots of protein.

Halfwit..Just because I've gained over 10 lbs in 3 weeks.
Test cyp 2 CC a week and 50mg of winstrol.
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Ohhhhhhhh dear. I tell you, women catch on to that stuff pretty damn quick. You're definitely going down a slippery slope lol.

  • Option A: Fess up and watch her blow up like Mt. Vesuvius.
  • Option B: Think of a clever and easy to maintain lie. Perhaps you started "TRT" and were too embarrassed to tell her as you felt less than a man.
  • Option C: Keep playing dumb, but as those gains increase and she starts spending more time over - she WILL find your stash. Women have a sixth sense when it comes to finding stuff we don't want them to. I assure you. ;)
  • Option D: Slowly introduce the idea of how AAS isn't the bogeyman and perhaps get her to watch "Bigger, Stronger, Faster" with you on youtube. Educate her on how testosterone is a life-giving hormone and it is one of the ONLY recreational drugs that can actually make you healthier. Over time she may change her mind on "allowing" you to cycle. This is going to be really hard to pull off, but as long as you let her think it's *her* idea, you may just come out of this ahead.
  • Option E: Tell her the truth as in option A, but be firm in your stance and make sure she understands that it is part of who you are. Good and bad. There may still be some erupting, but it's possible she may understand and be willing to work with you on this.

Or you can just bust out that 20lb bag of creatine! :wiggle:

My .02c ;)
 
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option F: Break up with her before she knows you're a short cutting, lazy steroid user with small balls!.... i always go that option hence why im single right now
 
halfwit said:
THAT explains the open sores and calluses on the palms! :laugh:
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my exs were aggressive, maybe thats why we were so great for each other, after they left, i really had to step it up, can't tell you how fucked up my hands get during those lonely nights, had a few calluses bleed but i kept going because i was in the zone, sometimes though i start to sweat so i put chalk on too, gives it a hole new feel ! lets you grip itbetter too ahaha
 
imdennis said:
my exs were aggressive, maybe thats why we were so great for each other, after they left, i really had to step it up, can't tell you how fucked up my hands get during those lonely nights, had a few calluses bleed but i kept going because i was in the zone, sometimes though i start to sweat so i put chalk on too, gives it a hole new feel ! lets you grip itbetter too ahaha
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Haha, now that's the spirit!
 
yea its going to be real tuff hiding stuff in the same house as a women. fuck I got caught on Skype
 
My wife was the same way about me cycling. She was dead set against it. But when I explained and showed some of the positives she finally agreed to the idea. Like said above, she WILL find out one way or another. Better to just lay it all out up front than to try to hide it and probably make the eruption worse later lol.

My .02
 
Maybe only do 1CC a week and coast? But dang, loving my gains and my sex drive. This cyp was expensive but freaking working!!!
 
taefighter72 said:
I've never broken out before. I also used that as an excuse. Do you see acne on my face, back, or chest? Lol.
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everyones different, some people get it on their chest, majority its b ack and shoulders, few on your face

KingBF said:
1cc a week would be a waste
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yea thats 250ml, barely above testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), 2cc minimum, but then again u may just be running testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) dosage to maintain test while u pop winny
 
I'd go with b, if you going to lie try to show a weakness it might get you some brownie points and a reason why you have pins and shit in the house, or d it worked for my wife. My wife understands that test is what makes us men and when you get older it starts to go away, and she likes a manly man (I think she's still looking) hahaha had to add that befor Dennis did lol
 
Armed and dangerous said:
I'd go with b, if you going to lie try to show a weakness it might get you some brownie points and a reason why you have pins and shit in the house, or d it worked for my wife. My wife understands that test is what makes us men and when you get older it starts to go away, and she likes a manly man (I think she's still looking) hahaha had to add that befor Dennis did lol
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b is a horrible option, if she decided to research testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), ur fucked cause shes gonna wonder why u stopped taking it just to start taking it again :P, either fess up, hide it or end it :D, i didn't really care so when i got back home, my mom knew i had blood work done and it came back bad, why i had 5 aml vials and 3 medistars beats me but she thinks its for testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) :D those vials sure go fast
 
My girl is a nurse...she would want to see all the perscriptions from dr and blood work. Will just stick to my story and just pushing super hard. Lol and pray I start getting more defined and not just bigger. Guess I need to really clean up my diet
 
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