I feel for you old guys though. I can still manage to crack the porcelain bowl if I gotta piss bad enough. PB do you ever get a chub when they check ur prostate, I heard some odd stories about those prostate checks.
a prostate is to a man what a G spot is to a woman. my doc dont check mine but my wife loves to play with it. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD. SOOONNNNN!!!!!
oh and by the way mine is not a "chub" its a freakin anaconda!!!!!!
im sticking with my previous elephant trunk scenario, see its more than a metaphor. Its a falic statement made without a need for bravado or pomp, let alone cirumstance. Like a fine italian painting its admired my women across the globe, and has a goldenish aura around it during the winter months. Top that gymmy guy
nice mythology duggyboi, but in my case, its like the labatt blue commercial......when i whip it out, its magical aura swells over the globe as i smile in glee....all the women in the world just stop, drop and drool...
he is smooth and harsh, strong yet gentle, compassioate but firm, forgiving but spitefull, a moving force yet willing to be persuaded, a care taker who knows how to accept help.
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