medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

[StoneColdNTO]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

lmfao...

 

[AARONHARRISON]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is funny stuff Stone cold Never too old.

 

[Massive123]

Funny shit right there

Yo Aaron wassup GOD where da fuck you been??

 

[Greazy-Pickle]

lol.. good shit..

 

[AARONHARRISON]

Funny shit right there

Yo Aaron wassup GOD where da fuck you been??

I have been at home mostly and working. I did come on here but forgot to sign in. I was mostly just reading stuff but I'm pretty experienced now so I should give out some advice to help people too.

 

[Massive123]

Nice nice. Can you still bench 140 13 times?

 

[Pauly D]

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I know I could not say that to a broad after fucking one of my bros.

 

[Pauly D]

jk bro

 

[AARONHARRISON]

Nice nice. Can you still bench 140 13 times?

I can bench press heavier weights now. I have been working out alot and am stronger. With some of the heavier weights though I can't do 13 reps. It has to be less because my arms get more tired.

 

[DADAWG]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

have you said this lately

 

[devil_doc]

and i continue to laugh... hysterically.

 

[mosh70]

I dunt get it?

 

[jimbo79]

bump for a laugh..