Mr P
,
I recently saw a pic of me when I was 23 & DAMN, it suddenly hit me ... I'm getting old !
I looked in the mirror & noticed a few white hairs, so my midlife crises began ...
I read some about it & it's pretty normal for us to go through this some experience it from the age of 35 and up, 1 out of 4 men will go through this phase, for most it goes away and the phase ends, and for a few it's more severe... It's like coming to ralization of our own mortality & youth...
So I went through a phase like this for about 2 weeks, was feeling down, but excercise is the best medicine, I tell u.
So for all you old fucks & haters out there here are a few tips to help u move past this:
If life throws lemons at u... go make some lemonade & bake a pie with the left overs..
If your short like me.. Go out & get elevator shoes (they make u 3" taller, I used to be 5'7 and now I'm 5'10, I now go out & feel like Jesus Christ!
I look at the little guys & say " Get out of my way u pesant" I'm 5'10 bitch deal with it !!
I even sleep with them babies on, Hell I even take a shower wearing them... just like the Jedi has it's own power.. I get my power through my shoes.
Just wondering who else needs to get these shoes... as they are life changing & I might be willing to send u a free pair
I looked in the mirror & noticed a few white hairs, so my midlife crises began ...
I read some about it & it's pretty normal for us to go through this some experience it from the age of 35 and up, 1 out of 4 men will go through this phase, for most it goes away and the phase ends, and for a few it's more severe... It's like coming to ralization of our own mortality & youth...
So I went through a phase like this for about 2 weeks, was feeling down, but excercise is the best medicine, I tell u.
So for all you old fucks & haters out there here are a few tips to help u move past this:
If life throws lemons at u... go make some lemonade & bake a pie with the left overs..
If your short like me.. Go out & get elevator shoes (they make u 3" taller, I used to be 5'7 and now I'm 5'10, I now go out & feel like Jesus Christ!
I look at the little guys & say " Get out of my way u pesant" I'm 5'10 bitch deal with it !!
I even sleep with them babies on, Hell I even take a shower wearing them... just like the Jedi has it's own power.. I get my power through my shoes.
Just wondering who else needs to get these shoes... as they are life changing & I might be willing to send u a free pair
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