Armed and dangerous
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Yep, I'm a little fella.
You would make a good bullet wall hahaha that's what they always told me (not really funny when you think about it)
Military sent me letter!!!!
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You would make a good bullet wall hahaha that's what they always told me (not really funny when you think about it)
halfwit
I like turtles.
That's pretty much what the recruiter told me! "I can see the guys lining up to get behind you, so they can make it to safety." Yeah, didn't really encourage me to join at the time. I still don't get the height/weight charts as not everyone that weighs x amount is obese. Hell, even BMI is way off for folks that have any appreciable muscle mass!
But I digress.
juced_porkchop
Moderator
I wish you the best
Wow. Learn something new every day. I have to be honest, I wonder what mandatory military service would do for the US. I know a lot of these lazy entitlement crazed little bastards could use a nice kick to the pants.I've seen it suggested before in legislature but it got shot down, some of the benefits of mandatory service are pretty hard to argue against.
Mind blowing that you can be drafted even if you're just living there temporarily. Those Greeks don't fuck around!
America is too fat to have a mandatory military service(not counting Selective Service).Most Americans wouldn't even qualify.
bushleaguechew
Junior Bodybuilder
How'd you get away with solo? Don't they make you tandem a whole bunch if times?
Hull Tech
Recon to Caveman
halfwit
I like turtles.
I guarantee they'd whip all those fatties into shape in no time at all. It's a different story when exercise is no longer voluntary and you are property of the government.
Indeed. I respect folks that enlist regardless of their country.
I guarantee they'd whip all those fatties into shape in no time at all. It's a different story when exercise is no longer voluntary and you are property of the government.
Indeed. I respect folks that enlist regardless of their country.
Under boot camp instructors most would have amazing transformations if you think about it. They're all novices and can make progress with jus about anything, they'd be getting unlimited chow, aerobic exercise, etc.
halfwit
I like turtles.
My grandfather was a drill sergeant, so I know all too well how they "motivate" you into moving that ass.
He still gives me bundles of shit for not joining the Marines even though he was Army. Tough old sumbitch, that's for sure. That would be the perfect solution to our nation's obesity epidemic imo. FORCED nutrition and exercise? It would be amazing.
KingBF
truffle shuffle
unlimited chow...not so much. it might be unlimited for the 2 minutes you get to eat.
I've been told its basically buffet style and you can take as much as you want, provided there's enough time like you point out. Heard this from people who've served not first hand obviously.
Armed and dangerous
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Not if your a fat body!!!! You can only eat what they tell you to and if you grab something else they throw it all out and you don't eat, they only try it once hahaha
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Serious? I've never heard of that and that's pretty fucked
Armed and dangerous
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Like I said they only do it once lol also marines are different, it's all head games all the time
unkazra1
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Yeah bro.. thanks for putting this up. For all those who serve..we are all on the same team. It's politics that divides us. Love you all my brothers!