My ass is huge

[jcp2]

I just bent over to pick up some change and split my fucking pants. I have to buy some new jeans online.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

wow, even I've never ripped my pants. Good job!

 

[blackbeard]

I just bent over to pick up some change and split my fucking pants. I have to buy some new jeans online.

you expect us to believe thats the reason you were bending over???
i know you spotted some hot guy and figured youd flas a little ass to get his attention

 

[syko]

LMAO.....and i thought i had a humongous squatters ass....ive never split pants before....

 

[montess]

hahah

 

[daan69]

hahaha

first year of college i was wearing boxer briefs that were a little tight when i went to the gym.

after warmup, on my first set of squats i heard a rip when i got down to parallel, and a second rip on the 2nd rep, and a third rip on the 3rd rep.... my friends were all dying laughing and so was i... it was hard to finish the set...

your a fatass

so am i

its all good

 

[pullinbig]

i wanna see.

 

[SamCooke]

His ass isn't really that big. Its those wranglers he wears that did it for em.

 

[Mr. dB]

Oh boy, another thread about man ass. This one and Blackbeard's should both be made stickies, to be preserved for future generations.

 

[Smallguy]

lol I actually saw a buddy do it one night it's hillarious to see in person

 

[Mudge]

I have ripped mine twice in high school doing the splits. I have always had a healthy sized rear, for a white guy.

 

[Insane_Man]

I did that to a pair from jeans from Old Navy. Seam down the side just blew out when I was squatting down.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Hahahahahahahahah

 

[blackbeard]

Oh boy, another thread about man ass. This one and Blackbeard's should both be made stickies, to be preserved for future generations.

like you dont get swamp ass

 

[1BadBeast]

You feeling a little like this?

 

[DiscoFever]

ever since i started squattn heavy im startn to feel like i look like a black chick from the back

 

[pullinbig]

You feeling a little like this?

i could do some pretty work on that. mmmm mmmm mmmmm sweet. i likes me some big booty.

 

[Vigilance]

lol, I've blown through many pairs of boxers and a few pairs of windpants WHILE I was squatting. But never torn up a pair of jeans. Congrats....

 

[Mr. dB]

like you dont get swamp ass

My ass is as fresh as a vase of cut roses.

But seriously, I suspect that depilating is more likely to increase swamp ass than to alleviate it. All that sweaty bare flesh stuck together with no insulation, sounds like a breeding ground for nasty aromas to me.





Oops, wrong thread.

 

[Johny J]

I just bent over to pick up some change and split my fucking pants. I have to buy some new jeans online.

it must be that the rumors of site growth are true. Stop site injecting your butt cheeks.