My last trip to wal mart

I think if you have a Target by itself with no Walmart near, then that Target would just be another Walmart. You need something to draw the fire. I don't know if it's luck or pure genius, but every Target I ever saw had a Walmart near-by. I am VERY willing to pay slightly higher $$$$ to not shop with the usual Walmart customers that probably can't understand why anyone would pay more $$$ at Target when walmart is so much cheaper. Plus, their parking spots are big double line divided and I like my cars.
 
you guys crack me up. i live in a very rural area and our wally world isnt anywhere near that bad . we have more rednecks than gangstas.
 
I prefer Target over Walmart, but seriously, if I want to buy something from Walmart, I do go, no big deal for me...
 
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Fuck the rest, we're the BEST !!!!
 
1440 hours. Monday.

I needed to print photo s of my boy, buy a case of muscle milk, water etc..

I go in after trap s delts tri s with an underarmor shirt..veigned and as pumped as my skinny ass can be..looking to the left at the for sale stuff.

I m in gear..purposeful stride and a wannabe gangsta hard type get s almost knocked over as

1- I m blind in that right eye

2- I m 200 pds..he was a buck fifty..maybe.

3- He was off balance holding up his pants and I must have got him on the sway out part of his stride..he had to stutter step to recover.

4-I don t give a -uck.

I got my cart and noticed I was being cased by 3 of the wannabes. I approached timidly and whispered in an apologetic tone...

Are you all together ?
Das rite
eeyaah
uuh uuuh
( combined iQ s maybe 100 )

Well then ..-uck all 3 of you.

Silence prevailed.

These type s make people like my mother move when she shops. (OK Mama is in Bavaria, and there are zero of those there, but you get it right ?)

I m rambling but damn I hate where we re going.

I m not going to Walmart anymore.

I hate little gang bangers.
 
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