My new plan

[Rumpy]

We all know there’s nothing like the feeling of being on a good test cycle, and we all know how much it sucks to come off. Some guys even resort to self prescribed testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) and just decide to pin for life rather than face having to come off every few months.

Well, after much consideration, I have decided I cannot face coming off again, nor can I justify self prescribed testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), so I’m going to try a new approach. I’ve scheduled an appointment at a clinic in Paraguay for an experimental procedure they call the “Mickey Mouse”. They leave your two natural testicles alone, but they surgically implant one gorilla testicle in with them. The new one is much larger and hangs lower, thus making your scrotum look like Mickey Mouse. They claim the gorilla testicle will produce about 2-3+ times as much test as your natural pair, and it’s supposed to be like running 600-800mg of test ALL THE TIME!

This is the same clinic that performed my “Bumble Bee” surgery a few years ago, and that’s been a huge success, (pun intended), so I’m feeling really confident and have high hopes for this one as well. Can’t wait to see how it works out. Maybe I’ll start a log afterwards and post some before and after pics.

(It’s my 1000th post, I felt obligated to come up with something bazaar)

 

[clman8585]

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In for log

 

[cdiggity]

I'm pretty sure that all of ology will agree with me when I say that we are here for you while you go through a freak gender supplemental surgery.

Good luck dear friend!

 

[imdennis]

if you wanna get prescribed testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), once you come off gear, recover, pin yourself with deca and you 'll be shut down, go to your doctor, get blood work and then the whole process, if they offer you gel, say youre around kids alot and don't like that, if they offer you a patch, just tell them that you sleep around alot and a patch would kill your confidence

 

[Rumpy]

if you wanna get prescribed testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), once you come off gear, recover, pin yourself with deca and you 'll be shut down, go to your doctor, get blood work and then the whole process, if they offer you gel, say youre around kids alot and don't like that, if they offer you a patch, just tell them that you sleep around alot and a patch would kill your confidence

You're missing the whole point, I"M GETTING A GORILLA BALL!

 

[DreDay187]

I've already had this process performed but in Thailand. Works as promised and I must say the women love the Mickey Mouse look!

 

[palmers]

explain your previous surgery?

 

[Rumpy]

I've already had this process performed but in Thailand. Works as promised and I must say the women love the Mickey Mouse look!

Cool! That's really good to hear. We should join the same gym just so we can shower together. Think of the looks we'll get.

 

[Rumpy]

And Dennis, Really? Of all people I get a serious answer from you?

 

[imdennis]

And Dennis, Really? Of all people I get a serious answer from you?

I KNOW lol i was like why the fuck did i just answer this question seriously, but i didn't wanna edit it out cause i aint no biotch!

 

[DreDay187]

Cool! That's really good to hear. We should join the same gym just so we can shower together. Think of the looks we'll get.

Well since I already have it done and look like Mickey Mouse you should have some "eyelashes" and shit put on to look like Minney. We could be a gorilla ball having couple at the gym

 

[Rumpy]

Well since I already have it done and look like Mickey Mouse you should have some "eyelashes" and shit put on to look like Minney. We could be a gorilla ball having couple at the gym

OMG, That's a great idea. I'll just tie a bow around my dick, like the one Minnie wears in her hair. That way people we be able to tell us apart, I mean without making eye contact.

 

[Nosy Parker]

Someone just watched young Frankenstein and got inspired XD

 

[TheseGains]

Wow......is this for real or are you guys just shitting bricks on me?

 

[DreDay187]

OMG, That's a great idea. I'll just tie a bow around my dick, like the one Minnie wears in her hair. That way people we be able to tell us apart, I mean without making eye contact.

And this is the reason we go so well together, you know just how to keep my interest like with the bow. I don't mind the eye contact to be honest, it makes it better seeing their reactions.

Someone just watched young Frankenstein and got inspired XD

I would agree with you but I think young Frankenstein watched Rumpy and got inspired from him lol

Wow......is this for real or are you guys just shitting bricks on me?

Totally real bc shitting bricks in you or anyone else would be painful

 

[Rumpy]

Wait a minute! Doc, did you change your name and get a whole bunch of green thingies?

 

[DreDay187]

Wait a minute! Doc, did you change your name and get a whole bunch of green thingies?

Yes my S/N was changed lol.

 

[Rumpy]

Yes my S/N was changed lol.

Can you do that or did one of the admins do it for you? Now what are we supposed to call you?

And why do I see guys with only like 100 posts that have a rep power of 9 and a bunch of green blocks? What's up with that. I mean I might be a little jealous, but I think we all know why I don't get them.

 

[DreDay187]

Can you do that or did one of the admins do it for you? Now what are we supposed to call you?

And why do I see guys with only like 100 posts that have a rep power of 9 and a bunch of green blocks? What's up with that. I mean I might be a little jealous, but I think we all know why I don't get them.

Ill have to pm you some of that but as to the rep power, I can only tell you based on what Halfwit told me once. Every 100rep points is 1 rep power I think and every year you've been part of the forums adds one rep power. So ppl with 100posts and 9rep power probably have been on here for a few years.

You can call me doc, dre, or our little pet names we use in the gym showers it's all fine with me. Ill probably know who's talking to me regardless lol.

 

[Rumpy]

Yeah, for some reason I seem to get more likes than reps. Considering I'm lucky if 10% of my posts actually add anything of value, I guess I shouldn't complain.