My wifes homemade pizza... not good tonight guys

[anzel]

My wife usu makes a good pizza and healthy too!

But tonight it was just a big ball of dough bros . She said it was horrible and threw her piece away and I said it was great and ate a shit ton of it. I figured it would make her happy but all she realized is that I will eat anything... Remember the scene from Jaws when they cut the sharks abdomen open and a boot and a license plate came out? Thats me. LOL

Anyway, I feel like shit now. Like all weak and bloated hahha.

Thats all I got tonight, Im gonna go watch tv with my distended belly now.

 

[Skull Crusher]

No such thing as bad pizza. haha

 

[Cheph]

No such thing as bad pizza. haha

I beg to differ

 

[Skull Crusher]

What are you a chef or something? hahah just kidding bro

 

[Cheph]

what are you a chef or something? Hahah just kidding bro

:d

 

[Skull Crusher]

Where in fl you located brother? Might have to try out some of your food sometime

 

[gunther1986]

Agree with Cheph, there are some pretty nasty pizzas out there

 

[Milton]

Have your wife try this recipe Health and Fitness Talk ? Pizza Its guaranteed to make you go back for seconds, thirds, forget about it, your going to eat the whole thing by yourself and elbow anyone who tries to get in your way!
You can find a good pizza sauce recipe here as well Health and Fitness Talk ? Pizza Marinara Sauce, Homemade!
Then top it off with your favorite toppings and chomp away!

 

[Edens]

I really did not think that there was something like bad sex or bad pizza ***8211; apparently your wife decided to persuade me that the latter is certainly possible. Maybe she undercooked it had some problems with the dough? At least she saw that you are willing to eat whatever she puts out there.