peeing with a boner

[Misc]

Every damn night i wake up prob an hour before my alarm clock goes off and i have to piss like no other and i have a raging boner. im tired of trying to angle my dick so that my piss goes into the toilet. now i just opt to open the shower door and piss in there. better than peeing all over the seat and floor lol. thought i would share this with you guys.

 

[nerdalert]

Remember the scene in Austin Powers, that is me in the am. You think that you are done and it just keeps coming, lol

 

[Die$eL~Man]

bend over

 

[nate212]

bend over

I would feel a little uncomfortable if a guy called die$el man told me to bend over....

 

[Die$eL~Man]

I would feel a little uncomfortable if a guy called die$el man told me to bend over....

i was referring to his pissing with a boner.

 

[pickle bunny]

I would feel a little uncomfortable if a guy called die$el man told me to bend over....

I think its french
Its more like Diz zell

Which makes it OK....you know how the French are....

 

[Die$eL~Man]

have you men been drinking ? lol

 

[Zero V]

Damn my peepee dont look at me in the mornings no more...at 24 this worries me...

But oh all them days of making obtuse angles trying to aim it in that bad boy lol. Fun times.

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET THE SHOTGUN PEE oh man I hated the scaterblast.

 

[Repo]

I would feel a little uncomfortable if a guy called die$el man told me to bend over....

LOL that's funny - sorry die$el

My wife and I were screwing tonight and she said - when I got up and laid on you this morning ... "you had a BONER!"

I'm like - ah, that surprises you?

Now - peeing with a morning boner ..."no problem!" ...

I climb out the bedroom window - slide down the gutter - run down to the local restaurant - "use the urinal"...

Run back home - climb up the gutter - in through the window - and slide back into bed.

Realize I'm not done - go back and do it again...

 

[the Dragon]

just sit down and point and hold the rod downwards

 

[Misc]

just sit down and point and hold the rod downwards

lol no that shit hurts. plus it comes out so slow too like a bent hose. gotta let it flow free. feels good man.

 

[Zero V]

lol no that shit hurts. plus it comes out so slow too like a bent hose. gotta let it flow free. feels good man.

I remember trying that once...Was like screw that, it dont bend that way.

 

[riprockwell]

I have the exact same problem every time I get out of bed. Sucks man. Thanks to TRT!! (Thanks Chip)

Check out this video and fast forward to 3:40 and that is exactly how I piss every morning.

YouTube - Me,Myself & Irene:Best Scenes 3/3

 

[DMW]

ha I hate that shit! Ya gotta really fore it down

 

[cyto33]

cant help you there if i'm hard i'm using it. thats not to piss out of. thats later.