Picking up a hooker

[Lousy_Bastard]

it cost me fck all as well all i had do was just had picked her up from work or the pub and take her home....

After she had about 5000 cocks in her
talk about sloppy seconds

 

[PartyCan]

After she had about 5000 cocks in her
talk about sloppy seconds

bro she had 3 dude's one night all up her and when i picked her up she told me her fanny was hurting.....

i just siad give us a good suck then...

dont think she had 5000 cocks up her lol .... anyway i used use a rubber when she was over..

funny thing is bro a dude who lived under me only asked me today if i could get him fixed up with a pro.....

told him she's retired and settled down

 

[barnzy7]

After she had about 5000 cocks in her
talk about sloppy seconds

just the thought grosses me out

 

[killian's red]

Im goin to thailand next year... If they are cheap, i will be up for it!!!

just make sure she doesn't have a cock

 

[boney]

Your going to pay for it one way or another movies,dinner, going out.lol Ya hookers seem dirty in all but if you see girls at the bar all the time going home with diff guys its close to the same dont know weres shes been in all.The only diff is the bar girl arent carrying dentel floss an mouth wash in the purse lol

 

[vic305]

Depends on where you go. You can get hookers for $200-$600 per hour. A stripper will run you a little more expensive, $300 for half hour. True, its easy to get laid from drunk horny chicks. But they may not look like what you may want to fuck that particular night.

 

[Flex222]

1500 Thai Baht you mean?? 1500$ would get you all of Patpong...LOL

 

[mike1969uk]

mary had a little snatch,a teeny tiny hole.jonny couldnt fit it in,his massive manly pole,he greased her up squirmed and shoved,and pinched her little tit,but nothing seamed to work for him,the dam thing would not fit! So mary drank lots of wine, and smoked a little grass,and just as she was passing out,he shoved it up her ASS!!!!, WHO NEEDS HOOKERS WHEN WE HAVE WINE AND GRASS lol

 

[intrinsic1]

Your going to pay for it one way or another movies,dinner, going out.lol Ya hookers seem dirty in all but if you see girls at the bar all the time going home with diff guys its close to the same dont know weres shes been in all.The only diff is the bar girl arent carrying dentel floss an mouth wash in the purse lol

This might be the only guy I know who really gets it! Exactly! Not only that, but most working girls make guys wear rubbers all the time and are always gettin tested for std's.
I can put a few drinks into a chic here in hollywood and bang her in the ass rambo all nite if I wanted. lol

 

[Flex222]

LMFAO.... true that!

 

[Powerstroke32]

This might be the only guy I know who really gets it! Exactly! Not only that, but most working girls make guys wear rubbers all the time and are always gettin tested for std's.
I can put a few drinks into a chic here in hollywood and bang her in the ass rambo all nite if I wanted. lol

yeah the fuck right..

 

[big12]

yeah the fuck right..

agreed

 

[sms8668]

My buddy took me to get a hooker when I turned 18 years old. I am now 40. When the bitch was ready to hop in my car, I was surrounded by 3 cop cars and spent the night in jail. The bitch was an undercover cop. A week later I got another hooker named COCCO with buck teeth. She left teeth marks on my cock that looked like she bit into a carmel apple. I can't believe I still have a cock !!! TAKE CARE GUYS !!!

 

[miteymite]

Long time ago, way back in the early 80's, I had hooker take her teeth out and give me a blow job, she wasn't old and she was pretty hot. I asked her what happened she said when she was a senior in HS she got into a car acident, lost her teeth and lost movement in her jaw. She told me giving head was theraputic for her jaw. At $20 a BJ, I was a weekly customer, as was most of my softball team. I ended up getting free gum jobs because I was giving her clients. Oh the good ole days !!!