Remember how i said i couldn't feel orgasms anymore?

Is this a mom caught me masturbating thread now? Come on sad panda, you're gonna keep on making your mom wash your crusty socks? :)
 
Wait, finger videos? You have my undivided attention now sir.

Only thing missing was her moaning. Which made me imagine something kinky like her at work lol. Hell, speak of the devil, I was texting her today and received a pose that greatly amplifies her chesticles. Such a darling :)
 
Only thing missing was her moaning. Which made me imagine something kinky like her at work lol. Hell, speak of the devil, I was texting her today and received a pose that greatly amplifies her chesticles. Such a darling :)

Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitasec. So you REALLY DO know this fine specimen of femininity? I thought you were joking when I read that some time ago...
 
Holy shit Panda, glad to see you back. Congrats on the woody. Man, I thought for sure your mom put in rehab after your last post .
 
Better be careful where you bust nuts with all your gay pals. If you're mommy catches you she may ground you from taking gear for a month, quit paying your gym membership, and refuse to buy you groceries...
 
Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitasec. So you REALLY DO know this fine specimen of femininity? I thought you were joking when I read that some time ago...

Lmao!! Yes Halfwit, I tell no lies. I went to middle and HS with her. Been in touch ever since. Hopefully for the foreseeable future as well :)

I fucking hate you, Maintenance Man.

Well played sir lol. Not too often do I get that kind of dedicated admiration from afar ;)
 
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