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10-13 inches

sheeeyit I got that without untying the square knot.

And so.....I guess that you dont know who Linda Lovelace is either??????

Darn kids today dont know their history. Playin all that wild music, takin those designer drugs, loose sex, women walkin around without bras on, swingin their asses from side to side talkin that nasty talk.........................................kinda like back in the 70's :elephant:
 
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pickle bunny said:
10-13 inches

sheeeyit I got that without untying the square knot.

And so.....I guess that you dont know who Linda Lovelace is either??????
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Seriously....if anybody on here HASN'T watched Deep Throat I'm going to question their heterosexuality. Just saying.
 
Linda lovelace was the Origional deep throat. It was ground breaking cinimatography which left us sprinting home to find our girlfriend or in RJs situation, Fluffy the sheep, and proceed to pound that ting so hard it time traveled.
 
pickle bunny said:
Linda lovelace was the Origional deep throat. It was ground breaking cinimatography which left us sprinting home to find our girlfriend or in RJs situation, Fluffy the sheep, and proceed to pound that ting so hard it time traveled.
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^ This!

Seriously. She pretty much invented deep throating. She's not the best looking pornstar (especially looking at some of the girls today), but that still makes her pretty awesome in my book.
 
glubgawd said:
^ This!

Seriously. She pretty much invented deep throating. She's not the best looking pornstar (especially looking at some of the girls today), but that still makes her pretty awesome in my book.
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Nah. I've seen vintage footage in a documentary featuring this chick in which she said that they copied the 'deep throat' thing from gay porn so I don't know about her inventing it.

Don't rate her much at all either as a porn star or as a person. According to the documentary, towards her later years she claimed to have found God and started to use her religion to bash everybody. She joined up with the family association groups and religious groups back in the 80s and made a HUGE stink to try to get Congress to put the squeeze on the porn industry. Even claiming that she was an unwilling participant in her porn scenes and that the scenes were really rape. That Deep Throat movie was way before my time, but I've seen it, and she doesn't look like she was being raped in any of those scenes to me. Bitches like her take all the fun out of porn.

That was a good documentary. Wish I remembered the name of it. It featured a few other interesting people who also used to do shit before they claimed to have found God. Then all of a sudden they become Mr. and Ms. Perfect and start to criticize other people.
 
THE-DET-OAK said:
the list goes on and on, funny thing is 3 hours later they were sucking my dick from the back :naughty:
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LOL. Awesome post!

THE-DET-OAK said:
..im getting too old to chase pussy...
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Too old? Hey, check out Hugh Heffner. That dude is older than dirt and even he's still chasing it. Just saw on the net that he just got engaged to a hot 24 yo chick. Mind you, he might need airport runway lights to find it, and he's gonna need steel wiring and a sturdy wooden beam to buttress that dick to stand still at even quarter mast---but he's still chasing it. LOL.
 
RJH90210 said:
funny thing was these were his stats a week ago. From not clearly being able to see abs, but Blondie comes calling and now he's 9% BF. damn good progress huh? :laugh:
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You can't blame a guy for tryin. Not sure if you caught it but, it was supposed to be funny.

I must have went out on about a dozen dates through various online services. Not one of those bitches looked anything like their photos or descriptions of them selves.

Sorry Blondie - This is retribution!!!

Besides, I am more than "attractive to an extent". I am a hunkey hot ass man whore motha fuckas!!! Let me just see if I can find some photos now to prove it. I'll have to get back to you on that.
 
quib said:
You can't blame a guy for tryin.......I must have went out on about a dozen dates through various online services.......I am a hunkey hot ass man whore motha fuckas!!!
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I'm sure you're really good looking, hence the dozen or so online dates....only exceptionally good looking people have to resort to online dating....lolololololololololol!
What's next, you'll beat us all up? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:gay2:
 
online dating is the way to go bud! Pussy everwhere, thats what their there for too. Meet a lot of different chicks.
Why would I work the bars anymore until 2 in the morning when I can work it right from my lazyboy watchin the tube.....ohya 37 is getting old.ha

Woman are different than men. Shit I often wonder if i had a camera recording where my eyes are it would be an absolute discrace. Woman are looking for security and charactor. Heifners 24 old fiance certainly aint interested in his beautiful body.
 
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quib said:
You can't blame a guy for tryin. Not sure if you caught it but, it was supposed to be funny. I must have went out on about a dozen dates through various online services. Not one of those bitches looked anything like their photos or descriptions of them selves.




online dating rules.
1 if they say they're average build then you know they're over weight. So always hit up the ones who are fit or slim.
2 More then one picture and must be clear. Definitely need a body shot unless they say they are fit or slim and then you should be good to go.
very rarely did I have a problem.

The good thing with this point is that men are more likely not to look as their pic, so when you show up and it is you you're in the door right away.lol

and all from my lazyboy.:)
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avangel said:
online dating is the way to go bud! Pussy everwhere, thats what their there for too.
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Shit! The standards of 'dating' really have dropped in recent years. It used to be that you had to at least take them out to dinner and a show before they'd let you feel them up and fuck them.

If these internet chicks are so desperate and easy then I wonder how many other dudes they've let fuck them before they got around to you. And maybe it doesn't really matter anyway. Can't believe they'd actually be so naive as to believe that most guys on these dating websites are really on there looking for serious relationships. They're probably on those websites looking for exactly the same thing that you are... a modern spin on that old Diana Ross tune---Fuck me 'til the maaaawnin'... then let's walk awaaay...We don't have tomorrow....but we had yesterday-ay-ay-ay...

And just in case they're not, if you run into them later and they ask why you didn't call you can always use the 'its not you, its me' line. Smooth!
 
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